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A Speedboat Is Not A Fishing Boat. Here's Why That Matters To Marco Rubio
Huffington Post ^ | June 10, 2015 | Ryan Grim

Posted on 06/10/2015 2:26:17 PM PDT by Zakeet

There is nothing redeeming about a speedboat. It's loud, it serves no purpose other than to anger people not in it, it creates a huge wake that's obnoxious on the water and even on the beach and it violently slashes through manatees that bob near the surface of Miami's coastal waters.

There is even less that is redeeming about the kind of person who covets one -- or, worse, actually owns one. Speedboats are made exclusively for assholes.

(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: 2016election; 2016electionbias; election2016; florida; marcorubio; mediabias; msm; pottymouth; pravdamedia; rubia; yellowjournalism
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Those libtard newsers have have tied their shorts in such a tight knot that they've cut off the circulation to their tiny little brains!

1 posted on 06/10/2015 2:26:17 PM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
Speedboats are made exclusively for assholes.

The author is a jealous, bitchy little faggot ...

2 posted on 06/10/2015 2:28:08 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: NorthMountain

I cant even believe the nonsense they are coming up with. they should be tried as traitors if the time ever comes.


3 posted on 06/10/2015 2:29:09 PM PDT by dp0622
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To: IBD editorial writer
Another good example of what you wrote about here ping.
4 posted on 06/10/2015 2:29:10 PM PDT by Zakeet (Obama won't release his birth certificate because he accidentally smoked it)
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To: Zakeet
There is nothing redeeming about a speedboat.

Stopped reading right there.

5 posted on 06/10/2015 2:29:57 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (American Jobs for American Workers)
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To: NorthMountain

Wow! When I was 15 my Gramps and I made a small hydroplane from plans purchased from a magazine. This was just too much fun! Loud? Yes. Huge wake? No! Fun? Wish I still had it, but I don’t think I’d fit.


6 posted on 06/10/2015 2:31:36 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Zakeet

7 posted on 06/10/2015 2:31:37 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: dp0622

The left has come completely unhinged, flying off in a million different directions (all wrong) and are determined to rip America to shreds. Destruction is all they know.


8 posted on 06/10/2015 2:31:49 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

You and your Gramps would send our hypersensitive sodomite author into uncontrollable paroxysms of horror ...


9 posted on 06/10/2015 2:33:01 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: NorthMountain

And you were being kind, lol.
DIY Speedboats from the past:
http://www.svensons.com/boat/


10 posted on 06/10/2015 2:35:28 PM PDT by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could kata - Romeo company)
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To: Zakeet
That picture is all fishing boat with the center walk around counsel. We called speed boats "cigar boats" and the guys who owned them were real A$$holes. They would swamp small fishing boats with their wakes out in Great Bay.
11 posted on 06/10/2015 2:35:56 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (No tagline today.)
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I think Mr. Grim needs some mangina ointment. The little pajama boy has a chapped mangina from jealousy.


12 posted on 06/10/2015 2:35:57 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Zakeet

Not only that-they have also obviously never owned a boat of any kind-if they had, they’d know the ones most commonly bought are of the multi-purpose variety-skiing, fishing, running around to places the bay or lake and enough power to tow at least two people on skis-not to run over manatees-and all boats make a wake when you throttle up beyond 15 MPH or so-hence the signs at marinas saying “no wake”...


13 posted on 06/10/2015 2:36:03 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Zakeet

Oh, shut up, you dope.

(Not you, the author.)


14 posted on 06/10/2015 2:36:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.)
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To: Zakeet

I thought we were supposed to add a satire alert to threads.


15 posted on 06/10/2015 2:36:57 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Click HERE to activate this tag line.)
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To: NorthMountain

i added www.huffingtonpost.com and huffingtonpost.com to my HOSTS file so that even if i accidentally click a link to go there and read a story, it will not come up in my browser.

there is NO reason to ever visit that nasty little corner of the interwebz. NO reason whatsoever.

sidebar - for those who don’t know, Windows has a HOST file (usually) hidden in the ./windows/system32/drivers/etc/ folder. that HOSTS file allows you to assign any domain name as local to your machine. this means that it will not ever attempt to load that domain until you alter the HOSTS file and unassign the domain. it’s a handy little trick. i did the same thing with vox.com and www.vox.com, which is another nasty little libtard corner of the interwebz. :)


16 posted on 06/10/2015 2:38:27 PM PDT by TangibleDisgust (The Parmesan doesn't go like that.)
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To: NorthMountain

No doubt! I used to take it up to Glen Lake every Summer. Mostly drove it on Fisher Lake though. Smoother water.


17 posted on 06/10/2015 2:39:51 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Zakeet
Rubio's Boat Compared to Hillary's Pool


18 posted on 06/10/2015 2:40:47 PM PDT by McGruff (Never Forget)
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To: Zakeet

Perhaps I should have read before posting.


19 posted on 06/10/2015 2:40:49 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Click HERE to activate this tag line.)
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To: TangibleDisgust

Interesting.

I remember a /etc/hosts file from my long-ago UNIX admin days ... was not aware that Windows had one.


20 posted on 06/10/2015 2:40:55 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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