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Pentagon To Bypass Iraqi Army And Supply ISIS Directly (Satire!)
The DuffleBlog ^ | June 4, 2015 | Jay-B

Posted on 06/05/2015 3:08:30 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna

WASHINGTON — Recognizing the need for a new strategy to fight ISIS, the Pentagon announced today that it would no longer supply the Iraqi Army with American vehicles, artillery and rifles, and instead would supply materiel directly to ISIS.

CENTCOM spokesman Air Force Col. Patrick Ryder says the idea “would be a game changer.”

The plan has its roots in Army Capt. Noel Abelove’s PowerPoint briefing, which was hailed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sources said. Abelove, a supply officer on the Joint Logistics Staff (J-4), realized that cutting out the Iraqi Army middlemen had numerous advantages.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: isis; military

1 posted on 06/05/2015 3:08:30 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Remember those HMMWVs that were mysteriously sent to no one in Libya after the Benghazi debacle? And then they were “stolen”? And there were no court martials? Where did they go? Who has them?

What in the world were Clinton and Obama doing in Libya? They were up to no good and the enemy caught them.

Dumbasses Clinton and Obama are being blackmailed by our enemies, and they are letting the American taxpayers pay the blackmail.

Thanks Democrats.


2 posted on 06/05/2015 3:24:58 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Smart! Cut out the middle-man ...


3 posted on 06/05/2015 3:47:22 PM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Milo Minderbinder is back!

Oh my!


4 posted on 06/05/2015 4:20:27 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: Dark Wing

ping


5 posted on 06/05/2015 4:24:35 PM PDT by Thud
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To: Cry if I Wanna
Better yet, send supplies to the FSA while avoiding exposure to Russian and Iranian propaganda.

Free Syrian Army
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Syrian_Army

Allies

Islamic Front[6]
People’s Protection Units[7]
Syriac Military Council[8]

Opponents

Syrian Armed Forces
National Defense Force
al-Nusra Front[9][10][11][12]
Jund al-Aqsa[13]
Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant[14]


6 posted on 06/05/2015 5:21:43 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

1. Deliver weapons to “Free Syrian moderates” who then “defect” and form ISIS.

2. Deliver weapons to US soldiers who are then withdrawn leaving stockpiles for ISIS.

3. Deliver weapons to the Iraqi army who then “retreats” leaves stockpiles for ISIS.

If State and the Turks see no further need for the cut-outs and cover stories, then yes, they will just deliver weapons directly to ISIS. Probably when Assad falls and they change their name from ISIS to Islamic Republic of Iraq and Syria... IRIS. With the name change will come immediate recognition and diplomatic ties.


7 posted on 06/05/2015 5:34:32 PM PDT by marron
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8 posted on 06/05/2015 5:36:22 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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