Posted on 05/21/2015 1:39:01 PM PDT by absentee
The Houston Chronicle's Dylan Baddour has a huge scoop about a crazy conspiracy theory from a stupid Republican who is afraid of gays. Huge, if true. Ohhhhh, so close. Here is the laughable scoop:
U.S. Sen. from Texas and presidential candidate Ted Cruz apparently believes that efforts to let same-sex couples marry in the United States would force him to wed a man.
Yes, that's how the story begins. What a crazy, wingnutty thing to say, right? It's even worse than Sarah Palin's ridiculous claim that she could see Russia from her house. Only, wait - Sarah Palin never said that.
And neither did Ted Cruz.
(Excerpt) Read more at truthrevolt.org ...
The media are getting very worried that Ted Cruz is going to be our next president—
Meanwhile Hillary has chosen to remain silent about the Clinton Foundation slush fund and her illegal private email server.
Just like hotels, flower shops, bakers, etc. ... priests and ministers will be forced to officiate such ‘weddings’ or be fined/jailed.
Cruz once made a comment about something ?
That does it. I’m done with Cruz !
No way he would say onthing like that if you know him. The MSM is twisting words to make him look ridiculous to the public. You know who the Left is most scared of becoming preident now.
They are just mocking him. He shouldn’t let it ruffle his feathers or change his position. This is what they do.
Thank God in Heaven we learned that ugly truth about the vile and evil man before the election!
Thats it! Ted Cruz just lost my vote too! Again! for the 3rd time!
Yes, it is a good sign that they hate him. It means he is effective and they are scared.
Thats it! Ted Cruz just lost my vote too! Again! for the 3rd time!
Praise Gaia!
” It’s Deja Cruz all over again! “
Teachers and media in collusion to make ‘em stupid and keep ‘em stupid.
Indeed. Now if you all will excuse me, I have to attend a funeral at a logging site for a tree that was murdered in cold sap.
Hard to understand why the fundraiser is approaching month 4 huh? I’m sure there’s no connection though.
LOL.
There is a plague on America. Bands of roving white men with chainsaws murdering brown barked trees.
Specisst bastards...
100 percent correct.
Those trees aren’t dead, they’re just pine-ing for the fjords.
When are people going to stop the lies about Sarah Palin? She’s been through the fire - without any cause whatsoever - and survived. She’s taken far more than 99.9% of any other politician and still come back strong.
Must be jealousy.
As for Mr. Cruz, he’s afraid of no man. And that includes a homosexual man.
Stick it Caleb.
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