I went to the fake site. It really is funny all the things they come up with. Amazing how many believe all that crap.I've seen a few of their "news" stories posted here as well.
"B-b-but it's USA Today!"
"Um, no. It's not."
Heck. I don't believe half of what the real USA Today publishes. I used to like the page that had one story from each state. It's hard to completely bias a story in one or two sentences.