Posted on 05/08/2015 1:23:04 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
You know who wouldn’t have used WiFi? Jesus, that’s who.
You know who wouldn’t have eaten Hot Pockets? Jesus, that’s who.
You know who wouldn’t have used Facebook? Jesus, that’s who.
I see. Shame mohammed didn’t smoke even more of the wacko weeds. Maybe if he had, he might have been too stoned All the time to set his exemplar lifestyle of mass- murder, aggression, lies, child and women abuse for his followers. I knew a guy back in college who was stoned 24/7 and never hurt anyone. Same for his loyal adherent BHusseinO.
So, Jesus would not have attended Book of Mormon, even if given tickets? Let’s ask BOR; he knows exactly what he would have done.
You may be the first Catholic who's ever owed me a new keyboard. That was funny!
“I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Sounds pretty intolerant, don’t ya think, Bill?
Remember, the restriction is on “making an image”, not just drawing.
So, every morning when you “do your daily”,
you’re offending Muslims.
THAT is funny! I laughed til I cried about Jesus’ drawing Mohammed’s face in the dirt. Too funny.
Actually, Jesus had more heated issues with His own than He did with the pagan world at large. They knew the Torah and the prophesies about Him, yet refused to believe. He would be a light to Mohammed’s bunch, just as He is today, a light to the Goyim nations...if they would but believe.
BOR's had his head far up Obola's rectum for years. I stopped watching, um, paying any attention to, BOR during Bush41.
Any way, back then, he brought up being a "Harvard grad" constantly. True, he did go to Harvard's "Camelot High" (JFK School of Gub'mint) to get a MPA. The same school that hired a comedian and future senator to teach and encourage young skulls full of mush how to hate people that were honest and possessed common sense.
It was very important to Jesus to save his followers. Today it is very important to his followers to save Jesus. Jesus spoke in parables, but he might have found cartoons more effective.
I hope it wasn’t something sticky.
And Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
well he's been telling me
everything's gonna be alright
Jesus would not have tried to gun you down for doing it either Billy.
True, but Moslems didn't exist then. Now they're ubiquitous, teaching and believing lies about Jesus, as well as killing a lot of people. That would draw Jesus's attention, at least.
Had they been underfoot at the time, He might have told them that marriage was permanent and exclusive, and they might not have liked it any more than Herod Antipas did.
He also says we should not worship false prophets which would include considering his picture holy. Sorry Bill, stick to warm spit.
Pray America is waking
Jesus already had a mug-shot for Mohammad...
Mohammad was tried and sentenced to Hell for his crimes..
You know who wouldnt defended people trying to shoot your for a Muhammad cartoon contest? Jesus that who
He’s such an expert on all things ‘Jesus’.
Jesus has no problem smashing false idols..
They won’t cut off Bill O’s head because he had kind words to say about them.
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