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Taki's Magazione ^ | April 20, 2015 | Jim Goad

Posted on 04/23/2015 12:54:13 PM PDT by QT3.14

About three weeks ago I had already grown Officially Tired of Election 2016, so I imagine the next year and a half will be torture for me. If there is any real difference between Republicans and Democrats, it is only in the sense that there are different types of cancer.

The only official candidate for the Democrats so far is a white suspected lesbian and erstwhile Tammy Wynette impersonator who has a steely fanged vagina that at any moment threatens to chomp through her pantsuit and devour the world. Her target demographic, obviously, is chicks.

(Excerpt) Read more at takimag.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016; cruz; elections; hillary; jebbush; paul; race; rubio
HC - a white suspected lesbian and erstwhile Tammy Wynette impersonator who has a steely fanged vagina that at any moment threatens to chomp through her pantsuit and devour the world.

Run for life! Cue sound of fingernails running down blackboard trying to visualize this.

1 posted on 04/23/2015 12:54:13 PM PDT by QT3.14
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To: QT3.14

look, I don’t disagree, but was this written by a 10 year old?

the grammar, the structure, the composure, is horrible


2 posted on 04/23/2015 12:56:39 PM PDT by esoxmagnum (we used to give to FR until they accepted advertising from Apple)
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Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.He is the former editor of “ANSWER Me!” magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn’t know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


3 posted on 04/23/2015 1:03:41 PM PDT by all the best
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To: esoxmagnum
i know it's a sophomoric article, but there's some seriously funny bits :)
4 posted on 04/23/2015 1:04:46 PM PDT by dp0622 (Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
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To: QT3.14

” If there is any real difference between Republicans and Democrats, it is only in the sense that there are different types of cancer. “

I would have agreed with this pre-Obama. But to now equate Obama and, say, Ted Cruz as both being cancers displays a cynicism that is too much for even me.

Didn’t read past that.


5 posted on 04/23/2015 1:12:04 PM PDT by sparklite2
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