[eastforker]

Wasn’t it a russian that did the first dog head transplant? Think it lived for a week or so.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Poor guy, without a doubt he is going to die. I mean come on, we can barely get by with single organ transplants, and even then you have to take a huge swath of drugs, anti-rejection drugs, then drugs to curb the side effect of those drugs, then other drugs for complications, it just constant drugs drugs drugs drugs for life and that is just for ONE organ, like a kidney or heart, but an entire head on a completely foreign body? No freakin way. You might as well try to attach a human head to a pig body, it’s ridiculous.

[samtheman]

So there are no more severed spines in Russia? That’s all fixed?

[Vaquero]

The trick is not rejection the trick is connecting the nerves. Now that WOULD BE something.

MCCOY: All the ganglia, the nerves. There are a million of them. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?........I'm trying to thread a needle with a sledgehammer. What am I supposed to do? I can't remember. I don't remember.

[CapnJack]

Maybe they can start by getting a surrogate body donor first to see if it works.

[COBOL2Java]

Headectomy?

[glennaro]

The Russian scientist, tired of the size of his large head, simply does not understand the old joke (i.e., he just wants a "little head") ... or perhaps he thinks this is a path to a promotion in the marxist system (i.e., he wants to "get a-head".)

OK, OK -- let my beatings begin ....

[aquila48]

This will only create an economic incentive for ISIS to carry out more beheadings.

[aquila48]

Why isn’t it called a body transplant?

[DPMD]

Head transplant surgeon imports medical consultants from ISIS.