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Shattuck: Gimme a break, don’t gimme five on Easter
The Boston Herald ^ | 04-02-15 | Tom Shattuck

Posted on 04/02/2015 6:49:58 AM PDT by calvincaspian

Leave it to Michelle Obama to transform the time-honored White House Easter Egg Roll into what is essentially a grueling, daylong bootcamp.

If you think an Easter egg hunt and chocolate bunnies are the themes of the 137th White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday, you are way off. Try core-strength training and pledges of nutritional and physical improvement to the first lady.

Drop and give Michelle 20.

The Whitehouse website states, “the day’s activities will encourage children to lead healthy, active lives in support of the first lady’s ‘Let’s Move’ initiative.”

With “sports and fitness zones” promised, it sounds more like fat camp than a day of family Easter fun.

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: easter; eastereggroll; michelleobama
think I’ll sit this one out and try to hit the official White House Christmas Tree Lighting with compulsory decathlon next December.
1 posted on 04/02/2015 6:49:58 AM PDT by calvincaspian
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To: calvincaspian

Good thing Easter does not fall on Cesar Chaves’ birthday again this year- maybe Google will not be distracted by all the celebrations for that and put up a Google icon acknowledging it this year.


2 posted on 04/02/2015 6:52:36 AM PDT by Mr. K (Palin/Cruz 2016 (for 16 years of conservative bliss))
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To: calvincaspian
Calisthenics on Easter is about as appropriate as Easter eggs.

What in the word does chocolate bunnies and colored (excuse me, African-Americaned) hard-boiled eggs have to do with the resurrection of Jesus Christ?

If I was President, I'd do away with the stupid Easter egg roll.

3 posted on 04/02/2015 6:56:39 AM PDT by Texas Eagle
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To: calvincaspian

Honest to Pete, who actually goes to these things?


4 posted on 04/02/2015 6:58:10 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: calvincaspian

Here in the midwest, chillrun will continue to enjoy the traditional pickled egg from the jar at the local tavern while dad hoists a cold one to missus Obama and her husband.


5 posted on 04/02/2015 7:00:50 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: AppyPappy

Honest to Pete, who actually goes to these things?

Invitation only event.


6 posted on 04/02/2015 7:06:22 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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To: bigbob

“Here in the Midwest, chillrun will continue to enjoy the traditional pickled egg from the jar at the local tavern while dad hoists a cold one to missus Obama and her husband.”

Hey! You been lookin’ at our Family Photos, again? :)

(No toasting of Socialists in my family, though plenty of beers have been consumed through the years!)


7 posted on 04/02/2015 7:07:21 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: AppyPappy; tx_eggman

I went to one, once. During the Clinton years... must have been 1999.

All I can remember is Justin Timberlake, then in N’sync, reading Peter Cottontail, and Roger Clinton on the roof of the White House with a beer in his hand.


8 posted on 04/02/2015 7:14:59 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: SpinnerWebb

Despite the media’s fawning portrayal, Willie Jeff was white trash.


9 posted on 04/02/2015 7:17:05 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: calvincaspian
michelle obama photo: Michelle Obama michelle-obama-hideous.jpg
10 posted on 04/02/2015 7:17:21 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: calvincaspian

Let’s Move.

That’s funny. Sure wish that’s what she was saying to her traitor husband.


11 posted on 04/02/2015 7:24:04 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: calvincaspian

Shucks - does this mean they didn’t keep her in Japan or Cambodia? And there wasn’t a typhoon to keep her from getting back here? I heard about one around the Philippines and was hoping she wanted to make a stop there also.....


12 posted on 04/02/2015 7:55:03 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Mr. K

They prefer obscure. That’s kind of the point, not to hit the days everybody knows what they are, but the ones they don’t.


13 posted on 04/02/2015 7:59:23 AM PDT by discostu (The albatross begins with its vengeance A terrible curse a thirst has begun)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin; bigbob

I could see hoisting a cold one and saluting with a middle one...


14 posted on 04/02/2015 8:03:01 AM PDT by MortMan (All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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