[fidelis]

“Are we there yet, Daddy, are we there yet?”
“I have to go to the bathroom!”
“Mommy, Billy won’t stop tickling me!”
“Are we there yet, Daddy, are we there yet?”
“I’m not kicking your seat, Billy’s kicking your seat!”
“Am not!”
“Am too!”
“Am not!”
“Am too!”
“Am not!”
“Am too!”
“My stomach doesn’t feel so good. I think I’m going to...”
“I have to go to the bathroom, again—REALLY BAD!!”
“Are we there yet, Daddy, are we there yet?”...

[Riley]

“Hey kid! Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?”