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ISIS commander mocked for looking like a doner kebab: Ruthless Islamist looks like greasy snack
Daily Mail ^ | 3/17/15

Posted on 03/17/2015 12:20:06 PM PDT by dead

A ruthless commander fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq has been ridiculed by activists online after a photograph emerged of him wearing camouflage that made him look like a doner kebab.

The photograph shows notorious ISIS commander Abu Wahib standing next to a black van somewhere in Iraq's Anbar province while wearing distinctive brown military fatigues.

The rotund 28-year-old general's stance and unusually-coloured outfit was immediately compared to a doner kebab by members of Raqqa is Being Slaughtered, the anti-ISIS activist group based in the terrorist organisation's de facto capital.


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1 posted on 03/17/2015 12:20:06 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead

I think I see a piece of pork in that thing.


2 posted on 03/17/2015 12:22:10 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: dead

Da’esh (ISIS) has unleashed their dreaded superweapon - Kebabman!!!

Run for the hills!!


3 posted on 03/17/2015 12:24:14 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

He will be surrounded by Gen. Pita.


4 posted on 03/17/2015 12:25:18 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Cementjungle

and no doubt some hooves and eye balls.


5 posted on 03/17/2015 12:27:13 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: dead

They are tasty...here they call them Gyros. The meat tastes exactly the same. The difference is meat shipped to the usa has more 15% more $hit in it.


6 posted on 03/17/2015 12:27:29 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: dead

I hates seeing those things when I lived in the UK. Looked like salmonella on a skewer.


7 posted on 03/17/2015 12:29:34 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie; tx_eggman
Abu Wahib standing next to a black van

That's not a "black van". It's one of our HumVees spray-painted black with the ISIS logo on the side.
8 posted on 03/17/2015 12:29:52 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
" Da’esh (ISIS) has unleashed their dreaded superweapon - Kebabman!!! Run for the hills grills!!" There fixed it.
9 posted on 03/17/2015 12:30:47 PM PDT by zaxtres
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To: dead

This is a great strategy. We need to make fun of the losers who choose ISIS. Anyone who has to kidnap a woman to find one who is willing (and who would no doubt prefer a young boy or a goat) deserves to be made a joke. Commander Kebab may find his career path less rewarding if he’s laughed at for looking like lunch, and other baby thugs may go into ordinary crime instead of following the kebab into a career of organized murder.


10 posted on 03/17/2015 12:30:53 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Ha! Camo gear with sandals!?

And sandals with BLACK socks?! Is he trying to look like a tourist from Quebec? I'll bet he has a Speedo under that camo. What a knob.

11 posted on 03/17/2015 12:33:35 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?)
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To: Resolute Conservative
and no doubt some hooves and eye balls.

Ha.....better is the Kkokorets.....

animal intestines wrapped around a spit and BBQ'd

12 posted on 03/17/2015 12:36:52 PM PDT by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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To: spokeshave

I’ll pass.


13 posted on 03/17/2015 12:38:13 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: dead

nope dem is sheep eyes, the ones who sat by and watched..


14 posted on 03/17/2015 12:38:27 PM PDT by aces (Jesus Saves not Society)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

yea, flies are us..nasty


15 posted on 03/17/2015 12:39:17 PM PDT by aces (Jesus Saves not Society)
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To: spokeshave

and livers, lungs and spleens. Maybe pancreas if your lucky.


16 posted on 03/17/2015 12:40:40 PM PDT by dmcnash (Back off! I'm a Scientist.)
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17 posted on 03/17/2015 12:47:38 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: spokeshave

“animal intestines wrapped around a spit and BBQ’d”

Do people CHOOSE to eat that or did it replace water boarding in “enhanced interrogation”?

I’m just saying. . .


18 posted on 03/17/2015 12:59:14 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: Resolute Conservative
Lamb soaked in lye to remove the poison. It tastes like beef.
19 posted on 03/17/2015 1:01:44 PM PDT by Domangart
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To: dead

speaking of grease ...someone needs to grease this dirtbag

where are our hunter-killer drones ? We need drones equipped with Dillon Aeros


20 posted on 03/17/2015 1:04:15 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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