My wife is a Realtor(R). She subscribes to a magazine for high-end doo-dads which some human do dos might want for their homes. One of the items I saw in that magazine was “gold fleck infused” toilet paper at $1,000.00 a roll. My first comment was what sort of moron would pay that much to wipe her behind with that product and then flush it down the toiler? Now I have the answer to my question:
Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift gets photographed in Beverly Hills wearing $26 skirts. I doubt she wipes her ass with gold-infused toilet paper.
Donating 50k to a school, is like wiping your butt with gold flecked toilet paper. Sounds like something I’d hear out of the real estate world. They think odd things.
I’ve always thought paying a real estate agent a percentage commission is like wiping with gold flecked toilet paper. It takes the same effort to sell a 600k house as it does a 300k house, so I don’t see twice the payday.