[Buckeye McFrog]

Nathan Bedford Forrest Elementary School, two hour delay, no morning kindergarten. Jackson Prison, all evening executions postponed. Malcom X Community Center, Social Justice Protest and Wing Fest canceled.

[Slings and Arrows]

If I knew the libs were giving away chicken wings my lily-white self would be out there chanting “Down with honkies!” Between bites, of course.