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Psychologists Say "Conflation Disorder" of Growing Concern (satire)
vanity | 2/4/15 | jobim

Posted on 02/04/2015 7:23:02 PM PST by jobim

Washington (AP) - There is a growing trend in the arena of psychological pathology called Conflation Disorder (CD) in which a person conflates one object, or incident, or person, with another.

An NBC anchorman, Brian Williams, recently confessed to conflating being on a helicopter in Iraq which was forced down by enemy fire, with riding a helicopter into that same area under perfectly safe conditions, sipping an Old Fashion and reading Voltaire. A Stanford University Professor, caught in a seedy motel with a coed, had actually conflated the voluptuous 19 year old blond with his 60 year old girthy wife, and the NoTell Motel with his Lake Shore Drive Condominium.

"It's more of a problem than people realize," said Psychologist Sigfreud James, with the Institute of the Mind at Dartmouth University. "What we until recently called a 'bald lie' is now known to stem from this peculiar disorder," James said. He also said that those suffering from CD are almost exclusively Ivy League graduates of high achievement. "This group has had the finest education in the land, and so we began to look for underlying causes of their mismemories," James explained. "Their high ethical standards would preclude simple lying."

"The intensity of their lives, their surpassing moral foundation, place great strain on their psyche, causing this confusion of the real with the imagined," James Said. "We recently examined a partner from a big asbestos litigation law firm recently, who had conflated his bank account with a client of his, an Alzheimer sufferer in his 90s," said James. "Certainly a well-respected attorney would be incapable of such subterfuge without some underlying patholgy," James concluded.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: conflation; williams
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Shucks! I thought I really was an American citizen who really did go to Columbia and Harvard on my merit, and really did receive my diplomas, and really did become senator from Illinois based on lucky circumstances, and really was chosen to give that speech at the Democratic National Convention because I was a good speaker, and really did go to Pakistan because my friend wanted me to meet his family, and really did think I was in the War Room during the Benghazi attack, and really did think everyone knew about that backdoor for 18 million new, but slightly wet, immigrants.

A whole lotta conflatin' going down!
1 posted on 02/04/2015 7:23:02 PM PST by jobim
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To: jobim

Kinda like watching one president drive the world into chaos and blaming a previous president?


2 posted on 02/04/2015 7:24:22 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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Dr. Gustave Reich Yung concurs fully and says the behavior is unconscious in collectivists such as Williams.


3 posted on 02/04/2015 7:26:45 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: jobim

My Grandma called that “fibbing”.


4 posted on 02/04/2015 7:26:51 PM PST by Shadow44
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To: jobim
here is a growing trend in the arena of psychological pathology called Conflation Disorder (CD) in which a person conflates one object, or incident, or person, with another.

Yeah I had this as a teenager and had real problems with associating which car or girlfriend was mine, lost a lot of friends that way. Now a days it seems to affect all democrats who seem to think everyone elses money and children are theirs.

5 posted on 02/04/2015 7:27:59 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: jobim; Admin Moderator

How is a VANITY in NEWS/ACTIVISM?


6 posted on 02/04/2015 7:28:32 PM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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It is a parody of a news article, and a very fine one.

Should fake news be put in news? It’s more real than a lot of the real news.


7 posted on 02/04/2015 7:30:24 PM PST by proxy_user
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CONFLATION DISORDER is calling a VANITY POST ... NEWS

... LOL ...


8 posted on 02/04/2015 7:30:55 PM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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More like an occupier of the White House conflating the Office of the President with a caliphate...


9 posted on 02/04/2015 7:31:23 PM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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The Bureau of Labor has been reporting con-flation statistics for years...


10 posted on 02/04/2015 7:31:44 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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Yea sure, everyone has a disorder. He’s not a lying sack of human waste, it’s not his fault.

Sounds like Jake Blues pleading for his life.

Resign Williams and join Rather as the pariah that you are.


11 posted on 02/04/2015 7:32:26 PM PST by cyclotic (Join America's premier outdoor adventure association for boys-traillifeusa.com)
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Sorry - I do maybe one vanity a year, and have put them here. Is that a problem? I figured it’s in the news about Williams today.


12 posted on 02/04/2015 7:32:34 PM PST by jobim (.)
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Ummm ... “fibbing” is calling a “vanity post” ... NEWS ... :-) ...


13 posted on 02/04/2015 7:33:16 PM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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As humorous as a poster thinking they’re a Mod.

... LOL ...


14 posted on 02/04/2015 7:33:45 PM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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In a real profession Williams would be fired.

He ought to be out by now.

If there were integrity and professional standards.


15 posted on 02/04/2015 7:33:52 PM PST by ifinnegan
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Good one Jobim. Maybe CD can be added to the next DSM VI.
16 posted on 02/04/2015 7:34:39 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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PROVIDING_COVER_FOR_LIARS_PING!


17 posted on 02/04/2015 7:36:50 PM PST by The Duke
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To: ifinnegan

Watch an ad or anything on TV including the ‘news’: the media makes it’s money from conflation.
He’s a pro in the right business.


18 posted on 02/04/2015 7:36:54 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: jobim

Check with the Admin Moderator ... but just a few days ago, the Admin a Moderator told me (here on Free Republic) that when you put “VANITY” in the title line, that this activates a special choice in the posting choices, made especially for Vanities.


19 posted on 02/04/2015 7:37:04 PM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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I still remember when it was called lying...


20 posted on 02/04/2015 7:37:05 PM PST by ltc8k6
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