Cleaners are being paid £3.20 a day to scrub roads, stray dogs are being 'rounded up' and curfews have been imposed on locals as India prepares for the arrival of President Barack Obama.
He arrives this weekend for an unprecedented second visit by a serving U.S. president, the honoured guest of Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, who was a Washington outcast only a year ago.
And with a visit to the Taj Mahal on the President and his wife's itinerary, authorities are furiously working to ensure it leaves a lasting impression.
Instead of visiting an old dead muslim he’ll be visiting a newly dead muslim that he has bowed down before.
Our Magic President has another 500 Million to piss away?
Which US fleets are going to be detailed to support his "mission" to India?
Imagine two of the World Wonders standing in one place.