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To: the scotsman

Nonsense. The best way to die is by being shot simultaneously in bed by the angry husbands of three extremely hot bisexual triplets after a rampaging weekend in the sack with them.

At the age of 99. . .


7 posted on 01/01/2015 1:13:00 PM PST by Salgak (Peace through Superior Firepower. . . .)
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To: Salgak

Your post is missing the Cocaine ;)


14 posted on 01/01/2015 1:21:14 PM PST by Norm Lenhart (1`)
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To: Salgak

“Nonsense. The best way to die is by being shot simultaneously in bed by the angry husbands of three extremely hot bisexual triplets after a rampaging weekend in the sack with them.”

That’s my plan.


19 posted on 01/01/2015 1:23:37 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Groupthink is torture. Arrest liberal college professors.)
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To: Salgak

Maybe that’s good for YOU. I got other ideas!


21 posted on 01/01/2015 1:24:15 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: Salgak

Nope. I would make one minor modification to your scenario.

The best way is to climb out the window and escape from the angry husbands only to be hit and killed by a drunk liberal billionaire driving a Rolls-Royce.


70 posted on 01/01/2015 8:33:11 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: Salgak

“(Peace through Superior Firepower. . . .)”

Yours or theirs? (the angry spouses)


98 posted on 06/15/2015 9:59:41 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders)
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To: Salgak

That’s the one I’m hoping for as long as they’re redheads anyway.

L


100 posted on 06/16/2015 3:49:15 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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