They have some other names in mind for future children ......
To: smokingfrog
2 posted on
12/31/2014 7:18:23 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog
I would name my son Basil Hayden. Not so generic and a real smooth operator.
3 posted on
12/31/2014 7:21:16 AM PST by
Slyfox
(To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
To: smokingfrog
Black velvet, if you please................
4 posted on
12/31/2014 7:24:43 AM PST by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: smokingfrog
You might be a redneck if ... you call a liquor store to double-check the spelling of your newborn’s name.
5 posted on
12/31/2014 7:25:05 AM PST by
jjsheridan5
(Remember Mississippi -- leave the GOP plantation)
To: smokingfrog
If they were libs, their future kids’ names could be Hot Cocoa, Apple Martini, and Sparkling Perrier.
6 posted on
12/31/2014 7:25:55 AM PST by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: smokingfrog
"Amarula! It's African! Pronounced
IM-A-RULA!"
7 posted on
12/31/2014 7:26:57 AM PST by
golux
To: smokingfrog
His birth certificate actually reads: Jack Daniel’s Leathers. Nice touch to include the apostrophe. It must be fun to be Jeff Foxworthy given the amount of material he has at his disposal.
10 posted on
12/31/2014 7:31:01 AM PST by
KevinB
(Barack Obama: Our first black, gay, Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim president!)
To: smokingfrog
“Jim Beam.”
Two syllables. Seven letters in all. And the parents weren’t sure of the spelling?????
I wonder what the options were?
Gym Beem?
Iam Boehm?
Chim-chim-cherree Beam?
Skyrld Glitzschdorf?
13 posted on
12/31/2014 7:58:54 AM PST by
IronJack
To: smokingfrog
Perhaps they’ll name the daughter “Brandy Alexander?”
To: smokingfrog
I worked with a guy named Jack Daniels, his two drinking buddies were named George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
Really they were. He said they were stopped by the cops once and the cops held them for a long time because they couldn’t believe they weren’t fake IDs.
19 posted on
12/31/2014 8:08:04 AM PST by
Beagle8U
(NOTICE : Unattended children will be given Coffee and a Free Puppy.)
To: smokingfrog
Met a guy named Jim Beam once. He said he got called Jack Daniels all the time.
20 posted on
12/31/2014 8:08:55 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: smokingfrog
and I hear they have a gardner names Jose Cuervo
26 posted on
12/31/2014 8:20:54 AM PST by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: smokingfrog
Well, I wonder if he’ll ever name another boy George Dickel.
Meant to be wrye;)
28 posted on
12/31/2014 8:38:48 AM PST by
Beowulf9
To: smokingfrog
What fun! I showed this to my son, Blatz.
To: smokingfrog
But he’s not as tough as his Canadian Club.
31 posted on
12/31/2014 9:34:44 AM PST by
Nachum
(Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
To: smokingfrog
No kidding, Jack Daniels names son Jim Beam One of the funnier lines from later episodes of "Roseanne" (there were so fun, by then):
"Any thoughts on what you'll name the baby, Crystal?"
"Well, my mother's name was Amber and her mother's name was Ruby, so I'm thinking ... that this has to stop."
32 posted on
12/31/2014 9:38:40 AM PST by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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