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San Diego Sailors Make Peace With God As Steady Rain Threatens Life As We Know It (Satire)
DuffleBlog ^ | December 12, 2014 | Epic Blunder

Posted on 12/13/2014 5:44:28 AM PST by Cry if I Wanna

SAN DIEGO, Calif. – The worst storm to slam sunny San Diego in the past six years has encouraged thousands of sailors to repent for their sins and seek the unconditional forgiveness of the omniscient deity of their choosing, sources confirmed Friday.

Many service members elected to remain home and spend their last moments with their families — except those on duty — who were tasked with bringing two animals of every kind aboard their ships.

“Duty is duty,” proclaimed an unidentified master chief.

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/12/san-diego-rain-us-navy/#ixzz3Lmkeq5HW

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: navy

1 posted on 12/13/2014 5:44:28 AM PST by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Please no snakes. Hey can the sailors go to DC and getthe Obamas and put them in a leaky ship and set it a float. With Americas luck it probably drift back though!


2 posted on 12/13/2014 6:04:11 AM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: Cry if I Wanna

LOL thanks for the smile.

“The first time was in boot camp, when I learned that I could leave the barracks if I went to church.”

My then Marine recruit actually took notes in church...well, he wrote notes to me on the little notepads they had. Treasures.

Merry Christmas to all serving and whoever missed a Christmas with family. My heart is with fellow Gold Star families and others mourning the loss of loved ones. Christmas is a time for looking to the future when we will be together forever. He is Semper Fidelis.


3 posted on 12/13/2014 6:05:28 AM PST by huldah1776
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To: huldah1776
My heart is with fellow Gold Star families..

Thank you.

4 posted on 12/13/2014 6:50:55 AM PST by Cry if I Wanna
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