[Gaffer]

I said here years ago that our Congress should be populated by state lottery. Each state holds a lottery for ONE TERM in office. Each winner is then transported to Washington DC and housed in the nearest military barracks under guard at night, then transported to each session in a Marine Cattle Car (if you’ve seen them, you know what I’m talking about).

I’d add that for break fast and lunch, the dietary cuisine would consist of Michelle’s Menu. Dinner back at the post in the chow hall and off to bed at 9PM.

[Texas Fossil]

Would insure a short “career”.

hee hee hee

[zeugma]

I said here years ago that our Congress should be populated by state lottery. Each state holds a lottery for ONE TERM in office. Each winner is then transported to Washington DC and housed in the nearest military barracks under guard at night, then transported to each session in a Marine Cattle Car (if you’ve seen them, you know what I’m talking about).

All for it. We couldn't do worse. They should also be required to repeal 2 laws for every new law passed,