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Army Welcomes First Openly Transgendered Military Working Dogs (Satire)
DuffleBlog ^ | December 8, 2014 | Bravo

Posted on 12/08/2014 8:21:31 AM PST by Cry if I Wanna

JOINT BASE LEWIS-McCHORD, Wash. — Meet Tracker, a five-year-old, sixty-pound Belgian Malinois and a graduate of the Military Working Dog School at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. He’s also one of the Army’s first five openly transgendered military police dogs, assigned to the 42nd Military Police Brigade at Joint Base Lewis-McChord.

“We took to each other pretty quickly,” said Spc. Jeffrey Grassley, a military policeman and dog handler partnered with Tracker. “I mean, it’s a little weird that they tell me to call him a ‘him,’ since he’s obviously a female dog, and there was that time last month when he was laid up for a few days after he gave birth to a litter of puppies, but we’ve really forged a close working friendship.”

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/12/army-military-working-dogs/#ixzz3LK9cssD5

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: army; satire

1 posted on 12/08/2014 8:21:31 AM PST by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Cry if I Wanna

My town paper proclaimed that our VFW had its first female commander; turned out it was a guy who disfigured himself after returning...

Freaky.


2 posted on 12/08/2014 8:25:09 AM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: kearnyirish2

Oh my that sounds bizarre..


3 posted on 12/08/2014 8:25:50 AM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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To: Cry if I Wanna
True story ... a century ago a stray showed up and my little brother named 'him' BUCK, and 'he' was forever more a him and a he ... but ... he wasn't.

We found out a week or so later, but it didn't matter ... we were like 8 and 6 years old.

4 posted on 12/08/2014 8:26:36 AM PST by knarf
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Recruiting the Insane in the Military by an Insane President


5 posted on 12/08/2014 8:29:33 AM PST by molson209 (Blank)
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To: Cry if I Wanna
platypus man
6 posted on 12/08/2014 8:29:47 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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mooches cousin?


7 posted on 12/08/2014 8:37:10 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

There was a story last year about some dog abandoned by its owner for being gay, and the left on the internet rallied to save it from the shelter. So, I don’t believe this satire is too far off from reality with the U.S. left.


8 posted on 12/08/2014 8:42:48 AM PST by Bettyprob
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To: Cry if I Wanna

It would be funny if Tracker had been a cat.


9 posted on 12/08/2014 8:49:39 AM PST by brooklyn dave (IF YOU TAKE THE STATE'S NICKEL, YOU GET THE STATE'S NOOSE)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

And what would a transgendered dog do, try to hump it`s own leg?


10 posted on 12/08/2014 8:57:22 AM PST by nomad
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