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1 posted on 12/06/2014 5:23:04 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of professionals.


2 posted on 12/06/2014 5:23:33 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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Can we just program the freakin’ robots to hunt down lawyers?


3 posted on 12/06/2014 5:24:07 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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The first thing they'd do is find loopholes in Asimov’s three rules.
5 posted on 12/06/2014 5:27:59 PM PST by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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Robots Could Replace Most Lawyers

Robots or a gang of vicious cut-throat highwaymen.


6 posted on 12/06/2014 5:29:19 PM PST by Iron Munro (D.H.S. has the same headcount as the US Marine Corps with twice the budget)
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Can’t happen. Robots are too honest and would apply the law fairly. Lawyers don’t.


7 posted on 12/06/2014 5:31:46 PM PST by Crazy ole coot (Mr. obama, Sen Cruz and Sen. Rubio are NOT Natural Born Citizens.)
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Oh wait, they’re not already vile evil mind-numbed robots?

Who knew?


10 posted on 12/06/2014 5:35:09 PM PST by DoughtyOne (GOP. GOPe. GOPeGads! GOPeWWWWWWWWWWWWW...)
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oh well, it was a good scam while it lasted?


11 posted on 12/06/2014 5:40:13 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) c)
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The epidimy of robot takeover of the legal profession will be drones.

The drones will be forever on patrol monitoring EMT channels. They will immediately be diverted to an auto wreck to begin photographing and will chase the ambulance to the Emergency room.

Emergency rooms will need to establish an air traffic control robot controller to handle all the ambulance chasing robot drones.


12 posted on 12/06/2014 5:41:27 PM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ..... Obama is public enemy #1)
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Maybe the lawyers could go seek work as...

roofers
truck-drivers
dry-wall specialists
taxi-drivers
farm laborers
restaurant staff
plumbers

Oh, wait, now we have Mexicans and even more recently, Central American KIDS for all those.

Never mind.


13 posted on 12/06/2014 5:44:23 PM PST by gaijin
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Mind numb robots for congress. Cool!


14 posted on 12/06/2014 5:48:40 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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About time the robots started reading Shakespeare.


15 posted on 12/06/2014 5:49:09 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: RoosterRedux

Uh...good.


16 posted on 12/06/2014 5:50:10 PM PST by rbg81
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Hey Bender do you want be lawyer


17 posted on 12/06/2014 5:55:05 PM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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What’s the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? You see skid marks in front of the possum.

CC


18 posted on 12/06/2014 5:55:14 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (Hodie Christus Natus est!)
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Who programs the robot lawyers?


20 posted on 12/06/2014 5:56:23 PM PST by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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If the trend continued by the Great Pretender and Holder of outcomes based on identity and status rather than evidence continues it’s a distinct possibility. It worked for the Great Pretender in the eligibility cases. When your status enables you to replace the rule of law with the rule of ridicule the rule of law is gone.


23 posted on 12/06/2014 6:06:11 PM PST by AmericanVictory (Should we be more like them or they more like we used to be?)
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Hmm ... they’re talking about the robots replacing associate attorneys but not paralegals. Wonder what that means ;-)


24 posted on 12/06/2014 6:10:42 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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Well the public screwls don’t teach Shakespeare anymore ( or the Bible, or even the Book of Mormon — all of which had a few words to say about lawyers. Ha!) - so lawyers are now unnecessary I guess We’ll just let your robot and my robot duke it out in the back alley. Probably will achieve more Justice anyway


25 posted on 12/06/2014 6:11:38 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) c)
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“Robots Could Replace Most Lawyers”

Why would you want to kill a bunch of robots?


27 posted on 12/06/2014 6:32:39 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Asimov:

Robot Lawyer would be a problem starting at Law #1.

28 posted on 12/06/2014 6:35:22 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Democrats have a lynch mob mentality. They always have.)
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