Frenchman Convicted of Jihad Quit Terrorism Over Islamist Cigarette Ban

breitbart.com ^ | 11/23/2014 | Frances Martel

[rktman]

A French jihadist sentenced to seven years in prison for traveling to Syria to wage jihad told the court he eventually returned to France because he could not quit smoking, a practice banned by many jihadist groups, including the Islamic State terrorist syndicate.

[rktman]

There are some limitations that folks won't put up with. Here you go Flavien, how about a camel? Guess I'll step into the garage and have a Marlboro.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Nearly half of the jihadists who try camels prefer women.

[Lorianne]

Only seven years in prison?

When he gets out he will still have the same propensity to join murderous gangs and lop people’s heads off (as long as he can smoke). How wonderful for French citizens to have among their midst.

[dfwgator]

he eventually returned to France because he could not quit smoking,

Yep, he's French, alright.

[rktman]

Well, after a hard day of de-heading folks you gotta wind down somehow. Guess this guy didn’t read the fine print when he signed on. No beers after work or cigs? Plus only 7 years in prison?

[PGR88]

Next thing you know, ISIS will be banning trans-fats as well.

[rktman]

Taxing sugar content in you soadie pops and limiting them to no bigger than 16 ozs? Oh the humanity. Then they’d really be pushing the limits. Kind of a cross breed of berkley and bloomie.

[uncitizen]

Hmmm terrorism, cigarette? Terrorism, cigarette? ...CIGARETTE!!!

[Cementjungle]

Hey ISIS:

[rktman]

Funny thing. We were doing some salvaging of some old Navy destroyers in the late 60’s in Port Orange Texas and stumbled on some ration kits that still had the green packaged Camels in them. They were tough to smoke. :>}

[GraceG]

[Dagnabitt]

A bullet through the skull would have helped him quit.

[Cementjungle]

Hah... indeed. I also have a pack of Sputnik cigarettes I bought in Moscow in the mid 1980’s while visiting there. I would imagine they’re a bit stale now too (but the box is really cool looking).

[I want the USA back]

Oh so that's why the left loves the jihadis so much! they ban smoking!

[dfwgator]

Oh so that's why the left loves the jihadis so much! they ban smoking!

Hitler banned smoking, too. Just saying.

[Vigilanteman]

My Dad traded those to the natives for fruit when his ship docked in the Philippines. After the war was won and he was part of the occupation force in Japan, he managed to parlay them into a nice bolt of silk which he used to woo my Mom.

[SgtHooper]

He paid too much. The Bowery bird uses colorful fruit, and while she is looking over the fruit, he sneaks around and nails her. It’s a fast courtship!

[353FMG]

Because nearly half of the jihadists can’t reach that high.

[TurboZamboni]

But the leftists nanny-staters also want to ban e-cigs in public.

Something even the jihadist probably think is dumb.

[Blood of Tyrants]

But they can reach a goat. There is a thermal imaging video of two jihadists having their way with a goat. I won’t post a link but it is out there.