chop chop
I'll get right on it.
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To: smokingfrog
2 posted on
11/19/2014 8:34:19 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: smokingfrog
Please, do it for the children.
3 posted on
11/19/2014 8:34:24 PM PST by
RC one
(Militarized law enforcement is just a nice way of saying martial law enforcement.)
To: smokingfrog
4 posted on
11/19/2014 8:35:09 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
('Provisional ballots'. When legal votes just aren't getting the job done. - The DemocRATS.)
To: smokingfrog
Britain: Almost as antithetical to freedom as Cuba
5 posted on
11/19/2014 8:35:17 PM PST by
Viennacon
To: smokingfrog
Did all the Men there die in a war?
6 posted on
11/19/2014 8:35:58 PM PST by
right way right
(America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
To: smokingfrog
Oh cut it out.
So I’m supoose to eat hamburgers or fisb when I visit England?
7 posted on
11/19/2014 8:36:21 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: smokingfrog
Why don’t they just hand in their balls and be done with it?
8 posted on
11/19/2014 8:38:47 PM PST by
DanielRedfoot
(Creepy Ass Cracker)
To: smokingfrog
Watch for a surge in fork murders.
10 posted on
11/19/2014 8:40:08 PM PST by
Argus
To: smokingfrog
No stabbing knives allowed.
Slicing knives, yes.
Islamic State approves.
To: smokingfrog
Go to the slammer or give up your hammer.
12 posted on
11/19/2014 8:41:09 PM PST by
2ndDivisionVet
(The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
To: smokingfrog
This week we’ll learn how to defend ourselves with a banana.
13 posted on
11/19/2014 8:43:18 PM PST by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: smokingfrog
Knives? But what of the matter of self defence against an assault involving fresh fruit?
How does one defend one’s self from an attack by a blackguard whilst armed with, say, a banana?
16 posted on
11/19/2014 8:46:03 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: smokingfrog
thus thing just dont jell
you grabbes go to heck!
18 posted on
11/19/2014 8:50:35 PM PST by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: smokingfrog
I lost all my knives in a boating accident.
19 posted on
11/19/2014 8:51:38 PM PST by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: smokingfrog
22 posted on
11/19/2014 8:54:24 PM PST by
ChildOfThe60s
((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
To: smokingfrog
OK. How are they supposed to carve the roast beef? Is everyone supposed to turn in their cricket bats as well?
More Liberal stupidity. Want to keep from getting stabbed? Pull your hand gun out and shoot the attacker. Most times just showing it does the trick!
23 posted on
11/19/2014 8:56:50 PM PST by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: smokingfrog
Don't be a fool, fill in your pool.
No need to resist, cut off your fists.
You don't want a nasty gash, throw your paper in the trash.
Liberty's bell has already rung, it's now time to cut out your tongue.
We have everything to make you whole, all we'll need is what's left of your soul.
To: smokingfrog
Wouldn’t it be more effective if everyone gave up their hands?
Because, let’s face it, hands are behind just about every single murder, aren’t they?
And what are hands attached to?
Arms of course, and that begs the question what are arms attached to?
The root of the problem.
People.
30 posted on
11/19/2014 9:02:27 PM PST by
chris37
(heartless)
To: smokingfrog
You had your chance to turn it in. I don't care if the Lady of the Lake gave it to you. You were required to surrender it.
31 posted on
11/19/2014 9:04:53 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: smokingfrog
I note the article failed to mention the over-use of the knife as a severing utensil by practitioners of the religion of peace...
36 posted on
11/19/2014 9:12:47 PM PST by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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