[golux]

You sound like the perfect "wingman". Able to find the "inner beauty" and "personality" in the Hot Girl's fat ugly friend.


Sorry.


You sound like a lot of fun to hang around with but I'm happily married to a tall intellectual conservative with a knockout Barbie body even after the kids.


She's a dead shot with a .357 and - not that she's jealous or clingy, she isn't - she slips into silk just about the time your buddies head out to the bar, so:


You can understand why I might not be interested in being your "wing-man," whatever that means these days. Personally I never needed one.

[Dagnabitt]

Good that your wife is NOT GUILTY. But shame on you for noticing such external superficial things.