[Dagnabitt]

Good that your wife is NOT GUILTY. But shame on you for noticing such external superficial things.

[shibumi]

In order to make it with the really attractive, hip women you need to prove that you have overcome your basic maleness and gotten in touch with your sensitive inner femininity.

The only way to successfully prove this is to show that you care not for superficial things and date really ugly, fat women.

This will prove to all the hot chicks that you are really cool and with it. Unfortunately it will also (pardon the inherent metaphor) "saddle" you with some really disgusting Hose Beast for a girlfriend.

This is OK if you can convince one of the hot chicks to "save" you by stealing you away from the Hose Beast.

Good luck with that.

(I, myself, have chosen another route. We call it "The Hyborian Option.")

[CatherineofAragon]

Well played...

[golux]

I don't know much about Conan the Barbarian etiquette. I'm more of a nerd, actually.

But when it comes to attracting and keeping a woman, there is a way to do it without all of that Clan of the Cave Bear stuff.

Besides, a woman who is looking for a Harlequin novel in you will look for the next one soon.

So:

Might I suggest ditching the broadsword and leather thong for the "The Ring!"