[Billthedrill]

The thing will never be able to call itself a programmer until:

1. It flies into a rage at "Bad Command Or Filename"

2. It chirps "I don't need to document, the code is commented."

3. It chirps "I don't need to comment the code, I know what I'm trying to do."

4. It growls "Change control is a complete waste of time."

5. It passes the Turing test with "Hello world"

6. It is capable of body odor.

7. It can type a three-line shell command with two fingers but can't type a shopping list without misspelling "mayonnaise"

8. It knows fewer that three other AIs that aren't programmers.

[buffaloguy]

9. has a distinct preference for variables which are a minimum of 52 letters long.

[Red Badger]

10. Can work for days and even weeks on just coffee and Twinkies..................

[kjam22]

You forgot “We know it doesn’t do anything yet. Its called Agile Development.”