[servo1969]

Hi, I'm Kaci Hickox and I can guarantee everyone with 100% accuracy that I don't have Ebola.
In fact, I'm willing to bet your lives on it.

[independentmind]

Because I’m special—can’t you see my halo?

[dagogo redux]

I’m assuming that’s a photo of her before she starts hemorrhaging from every orifice.

Will we be treated to an “after” shot to complete her 15 minutes of faux-good-samaritan infamy?

[NautiNurse]

She has hair like Debbie Wasserman Schultz.