Workplace violence, eh?
Terrorist attack? Nah, probably just an accidental discharge of a firearm...thirty times.
They have a Tea Party in Canada?
No, no, no...it was the Amish, again!
American Imperialism and Wall Street!/s
Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope poop in the woods?
did people feel terrorized?
sure sounds like it
Now being reported as occurring at three separate locations. I’m betting on jihadists, time to clear them out!
Motive: why Global Warming of course.
Wonder if it was all part of a larger plot with the 5 Afghan’s who left the Cape Cod air station and Virginia and were caught trying to get into Canada.
Now that some jihadis have shot up the CANADIAN WAR MEMORIAL, I wonder if someone can tell me if the guards at OUR TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN at Arlington are carrying LOADED WEAPONS or would that make too much sense?
As we all know, the geniuses at the other end of the Mall (the Capitol) inhabit a very safe and well guarded armed camp.
well it wasn’t a disgruntled Tim Horton’s customer
No. O)bviously, it was just a peace-loving moozlum “meet & greet” gone terribly wrong. Move along. Nothing to see here, eh?
Strange.
Why Canada???
They could have taken a bus for a couple hours and struck The Great Satan - America.
Clearly, its racist, christian tea-partiers
No no no. Here’s what caused it: Global warming because of the Koch brothers Bush’s fault. /lib”think”
NO NO NO, this is not an act of terrorism, rather it is an act of war waged by a non-state, religious based group (Islamists) against the nation of Canada. The correct response is a declaration of war against the nation and non-state actors that funded the actors and their training.
In the “normal” case, the funders are the Saudis, the Qatari’s, and the Iranians. The ambassadors from these three nations should be called into the PM’s office and given 48 hours to provide proof that the funding and training will cease and that those responsible for the funding and training of these actors will be handed over to the Canadian’s as war criminals.
The White House has already said it was a workplace
accident, and nothing to do with Islam.