Posted on 10/15/2014 1:29:20 PM PDT by jazusamo
Just hop on the bus, Gus.
Make it look planned, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy....
Yes, definitely.
Makes perfect illogical sense.
“”You mean there’s a catch?”
“Sure there’s a catch”, Doc Daneeka replied. “Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn’t really crazy.”
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. If he flew them, he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to, he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.”
The old woman talks to Yossarian:
“Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can’t stop them from doing.”
“What the hell are you talking about?” Yossarian shouted at her in bewildered, furious protest. “How did you know it was Catch-22? Who the hell told you it was Catch-22?”
“The soldiers with the hard white hats and clubs. The girls were crying. ‘Did we do anything wrong?’ they said. The men said no and pushed them away out the door with the ends of their clubs. ‘Then why are you chasing us out?’ the girls said. ‘Catch 22,’ the men said. All they kept saying was ‘Catch-22, Catch-22. What does it mean, Catch 22? What is Catch-22?”
“Didn’t they show it to you?” Yossarian demanded, stamping about in anger and distress. “Didn’t you even make them read it?”
“They don’t have to show us Catch-22,” the old woman answered. “The law says they don’t have to.”
“What law says they don’t have to?”
“Catch-22”.
The few times I have heard this guy speak he has ended up arguing with himself.
He is the double-talking Norm Crosby of the new millennia.
LOL. At a very sad occassion.
Post of the year!!!!!
I think the movie ‘Catch 22’ also had a mailman school, you could get a degree in anything there./sarc
I remember people talking about one college holding the record for winning a game in the longest overtime and also holding the record for losing a game in the longest overtime. I never could figure out how that equates.
Why are they even letting him talk anymore????
Just like prohibiting WestAfricans from America will spread Ebola.
We are so screwed!!!!
If I work at CDC, I would beg the guy not to open his mouth in front of camera right now.
How on Earth do they know for a fact that her temperature was 99.5?
Totally agree. You’d think 0bama would be embarrassed for him and if not fire him at least put someone out there to speak that sounds a bit competent.
Like Morgan Fairchild?
Just ask any Democrat to explain it to you.
This man is a complete idiot, doesn’t even understand that he made a fool out himself talking about a dire situation, and this is the kind of person Obama and his administration are attracted to.
>>> Common Core Medicine...pray for our nation.
Can’t wait that long (for the new batch of Common Core healthcare professionals).
Pretty soon anybody walking over the boarder will be your PCP......
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