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Ebola is Much Less Scary Than Hollywood's 'Contagion.' Or is it?
Townhall.com ^ | October 15, 2014 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 10/15/2014 5:23:35 AM PDT by Kaslin

While disposing of a body in a mass grave, one man in a hazmat suit turns to another and asks, "When did we run out of body bags?"

"Two days ago."

Fortunately, the scene is only from the movie "Contagion," though it's probably close enough to what is going on in parts of West Africa right now.

The 2011 hit about a runaway virus that kills millions has probably come to mind to more than a few people of late as we watch governments struggle to contain Ebola and reassure the public.

So far, real life is much less scary. In the film, a bat virus finds its way into a pig and then into a promiscuous American played by Gwyneth Paltrow, who quickly dies as "patient zero" of a horrifying global pandemic. Ironically, as America's Ebola patient zero lay dying in a Dallas hospital last week, Paltrow was playing herself at a $15,000-per-plate fundraiser in her Los Angeles home and lavishing praise on the president. "You're so handsome that I can't speak properly," Paltrow gushed. She also said, "It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass."

Even without the aid of a pandemic, Paltrow can deliver a sickening performance.

There have been plenty of movies about deadly viruses running amok. But most involve dark conspiracies, or aliens, or at the very least secret agendas and government corruption. The awful 1995 film "Outbreak" is typical of the genre: Good scientists fight an evil military determined to keep its hands on a biological superweapon at all costs, even if it means killing Americans. (Oh, sorry, spoiler alert.)

"Contagion" broke away from the shackles of the genre. Ross Douthat put it well in an essay for National Review, calling it a "pro-establishment thriller." Government officials, the scientists, even the military were all competent and determined to do the right thing.

It was a fascinating departure from the speak-truth-to-power cinema of the Bush years and even Hollywood's paranoia in the Clinton years. (In the movie version of "The X-Files," FEMA was a villainous cabal.)

In "Contagion," the only real villain was a blogger, Alan Krumwiede (played by Jude Law). He refuses to take the government at its word. He disseminates lies for personal gain. He questions the motives of the mainstream media. At one point a federal agent tells Krumwiede, "If I could throw your computer in jail, I would."

Given the timing, I think it's no accident Hollywood produced "Contagion." After all, Obama was going to restore faith in government. The smart and decent people were in charge. Under a different president, "Contagion" might have been a paranoid delusion, a la Oliver Stone's "JFK," and Krumwiede might have been a left-wing hero like Edward Snowden or an I.F. Stone-style crusader. But under Obama, he had to be more like a cartoonish Matt Drudge.

As Obama would tell Ohio State students in 2013, "Unfortunately, you've grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that's at the root of all our problems. Some of these same voices also do their best to gum up the works." (Fun fact: A few days later the IRS scandal broke.)

Again, under Obama, right-thinking people don't question power like a Krumwiede. They, like a Paltrow, wish the already-powerful "all of the power" they need.

We now have our own version of "Contagion" playing out in real time. The disease is different, of course, and so is the response. Still, I have little doubt that the real-life players at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and National Institutes of Health are as well-intentioned as their cinematic versions.

But they aren't nearly as reassuring. They keep telling us they know what can't happen right up until the moment it happens. They put the theory of their expertise ahead of the facts on the ground. A nurse contracts Ebola and the experts immediately blame a "breach of protocol" they cannot identify. Loyal bureaucrats rush to blame the lack of a vaccine on budget cuts. Democrats point at Republicans. Republicans respond that the administration diverted billions to lesser priorities.

No one is blaming the bloggers yet. But that might change if the supply of body bags runs low.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: ebola; gwynethpaltrow; hollywood

1 posted on 10/15/2014 5:23:35 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

What I’ve learned from Dallas:
It’s safer to live with someone with ebola and use no caution than to treat them and wear all sorts of protective gear.

Has ANYONE who was with him between the time of his first trip to the hospital and the second one come down with ebola?

Anyone?


2 posted on 10/15/2014 5:27:24 AM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: Kaslin

When I went to see the movie Contagion, I was faking a persistent cough on the way out of the theater. ;-)


3 posted on 10/15/2014 5:33:50 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: Kaslin
Fortunately, the scene is only from the movie "Contagion," though it's probably close enough to what is going on in parts of West Africa right now.

You know my main thought about watching that movie a couple of years ago was that it painted an extremely flattering and rosy picture of the CDC and WHO.* Maybe there are real-life people in those organizations reflecting the Laurence Fishburne and Marion Cotillard characters, but we have yet to hear from them. Certainly not the goofball Friedlen.

*: other than enjoying Gwyneth Paltrow's death scenes...

4 posted on 10/15/2014 5:36:19 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Kaslin
Even without the aid of a pandemic, Paltrow can deliver a sickening performance.

LOL!

5 posted on 10/15/2014 5:37:46 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Kaslin

“Contagion” had Matt Damon and Gwyneth Paltrow in two of the worst performances of their insipid careers so I’d have to say that it is much more scary than Ebola ever could be.


6 posted on 10/15/2014 5:37:53 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: cuban leaf

I had a thought, could it be possible if someone who was with him between the time of his first trip to the hospital and the second trip is trying to overcome the symptoms by him or herself instead of going for medical help? I have no idea


7 posted on 10/15/2014 5:38:14 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: cuban leaf
It’s safer to live with someone with ebola and use no caution than to treat them and wear all sorts of protective gear.

I think that is exactly correct.

8 posted on 10/15/2014 5:41:09 AM PDT by Jim Noble (When strong, avoid them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise.)
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To: cuban leaf

Seriously, I have not seen any reports. It’s like they fell off the planet. Does anyone have any news of the family of the monster who lied to get here and spread the virus?


9 posted on 10/15/2014 5:42:40 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Kaslin

God, my husband was watching this last week, in the middle of all this.

I saw just the end. Of course there is some antidote and inoculation to stop it, finally.

Not sure what will happen here.


10 posted on 10/15/2014 5:49:47 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: cuban leaf

Pastor Knew He Had AIDS When He Had Affairs, Church Says
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3215265/posts

But we can expect ebola survivors from Africa to be more honorable?

Since male ebola survivors are carriers for up to 80 days ...

Male Ebola survivors told: Use a condom [Reuters]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3212396/posts

Do male ebola survivors get VISAs? Are they even instructed to use condoms at US airports? With the power to spread ‘random’ ebola outbreaks via unprotected affairs, would you trust this policy with our nation’s daughters or should they have 80 day quarantines before given their ‘VISAs’? [aka illegal immigration passes]


11 posted on 10/15/2014 5:53:26 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March ("Collapse the system." -- Cloward, Piven, and President Ebola.)
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To: 2ndreconmarine; Fitzcarraldo; Covenantor; Mother Abigail; EBH; Dog Gone; ...
Ping...

A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread

12 posted on 10/15/2014 6:21:42 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Kaslin
So far, real life is much less scary. In the film, a bat virus finds its way into a pig and then into a promiscuous American played by Gwyneth Paltrow

Actually, it is like real life.

13 posted on 10/15/2014 6:22:39 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Kaslin
In the film, a bat virus finds its way into a pig and then into a promiscuous American played by Gwyneth Paltrow...

14 posted on 10/15/2014 6:35:53 AM PDT by Bratch
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To: Kaslin; neverdem; ProtectOurFreedom; Mother Abigail; EBH; vetvetdoug; Smokin' Joe; Global2010; ...
Bring Out Your Dead

Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.

The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.

So far the false positive rate is 100%.

At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.

*sigh* Such is life, and death...

15 posted on 10/15/2014 7:04:47 AM PDT by null and void ("Agoraphobia": fear of the marketplace; "AlGoreaphobia": fear of the marketplace of ideas.)
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To: Kaslin

The best part in the Contagion movie was when the autopsy docs cracked open the dead Gwyneth Paltrow’s skull with a bone saw and discovered...a vacuum.


16 posted on 10/15/2014 7:20:26 AM PDT by moovova
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To: moovova
As declared by Eric Bolling on The Five

Eric Bolling's Fool of the Week: Gwyneth Paltrow

17 posted on 10/15/2014 7:37:41 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Thanks for the ping!


18 posted on 10/15/2014 9:34:02 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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