OTOH you can use the material to make sensitive instruments, like neutron diffractometers & scintillators & such. This is actually quite fun. But don't do it where you live. Get a lab with a fume hood and other safety gear because you're going to need some strong acid to do it right and accidents with strong acids are unpleasant for the unprepared.
It doesn’t take thousands. A little of this and a little of that and you have a dirty device.
http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html