[a fool in paradise]

It’s a Floriduh thing.

[tumblindice]

A woman here in my hometown was sentenced recently for nearly ripping her boyfriend’s scrotum off with her fingernails.
She entered his home, pummeled him, grasped his scrotum and tried to pull it off, later claiming self-defense.

Bringing to mind the cowboy wisdom: “As pretty as she looks, some other cowboy is sick and tired of putting up with her BS.”

[Slings and Arrows]

That's strange, strippers are normally such well-adjusted people.

[Rockpile]

Florida just has the best stories. I remember Dave Barry writing about that years ago.