You would be better than some of the employed inept consultants on these campaigns.
Here in Florida, the Rick Scott (R, Incumb) Vs Charlie Crist (D) is getting down right funny. Charlie Crist was the Republican governor from 2007-2011. He decided to try for the US senate (Florida has term limits for the governorship) as a Republican but lost in the primaries to Marco Rubio. So he tried to run for the US Senate as an independent.... and lost. Now he's trying to run for the Florida governorship as a democrat. Charlie Crist has as many gaffs as Biden, and Rick Scott's campaign is making full use of them.