North Korea: Where is Kim Jong-un Hiding?

International Business Times ^ | 9/24/2014 | Lewis Dean

[SkyDancer]

"Can I eat that over there?"

[BigEdLB]

His dog is also missing...

He is in hiding and needed to take food with him.

[right way right]

Hes probably out golfing
Its a dictator thing.

[Don Corleone]

Got a bad serving of Kimchi?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

The lard-a$$ cheese boy is packing on the pounds from eating too much fancy Swiss cheese.

[Calvin Locke]

I watched a BBC show, and they mentioned the Prince Regent, aka the Prince of W(h)ales at the time, was doing 250 drops/day of laudanum (no idea what translates into current opiates) for his gout.

Perhaps Richard Nixon's phlebitis, or a hip needs replacing?

[Ben Mugged]

In Galaxy Quest, when the team comes across a group of blue teletubbie-esque creatures, one of them is injured so is offered some water by its friends, until the others immediately jump it and start to eat it.

[WakeUpAndVote]

Kim Jong-un has Bad Big-Toe? He Tu-Phat, Nehd Slim-dohn.

[BenLurkin]

Near a buffet.

[BenLurkin]

Excellent!

[CrazyIvan]

“I have no idea of what you are pointing at, so here’s a picture of a martinet with a donut on his head.”

[Boundless]

> The lard-a$$ cheese boy is packing on the
> pounds from eating too much fancy Swiss cheese.

Nope. Fat is at least 5 times less effective for weight gain than carbohydrates. However, you’re on the correct trail.

We send food aid to PRK in the form of runt mutant goat grass (sold to you as “wheat”). It’s more likely the case that Lil’ Kim is personally consuming most of it, and letting everyone else have just enough to keep them miserable. You can see it in every group photo ever taken of him.

Wheat excels at making people fat and miserable, and not just because it’s a sky high glycemic carb. See the new book Wheat Belly Total Health (Davis) for why seeds of grasses are incompatible, for multiple reasons, with even nominal human life (much less optimal).

I’m sure the norks suspect we poison the food we send them. I’m waiting for their reaction when they finally discover that the “food” IS poison.

Kim may be the only person in PRK who is fully compliant with the USDA MyPlateOfMetabolicSyndrome diet. It’s doing the same thing to him that it does to people here: fat, sick and perhaps prematurely dead.

[PATRIOT1876]

Eyebrows were raised over the thought to be 31-year-old’s health after he was seen hobbling after he watched the movie American Pie...

[elcid1970]

Inside a walk-in dairy freezer after seeing Weird Al Yankovic in “I Like Rocky Road”.

“Just lock me in the freezer, throw away the key.”

[ken in texas]

... the donut hat ...

The land where the peasants get skinnier and the hats get bigger.

[Celtic Conservative]

Maybe between the drugs and the 5 pounds of swiss emmentaler he consumes a day he’ll be dead soon.

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