...................................He probably works two jobs
Posted on 09/10/2014 5:26:38 PM PDT by mandaladon
Even Florida cops think Florida criminals are dumb: the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted photos of their latest Dumb Criminal on their Facebook page, a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap, because why not, the bed was there.
Dion Davis was eventually found by a maid who called the cops, and was quickly arrested while he rode a train to Dreamland.
“He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures!” the Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook, tagging the photo with “#FloriDUH”.
Davis faces charges of burglary to an unoccupied dwelling.
...................................He probably works two jobs
Lucky for the cops he wasn’t black otherwise taking those photos would have been racist.
Be nice. It’s hard work robbing a house. :)
Did the house put it's hands down after the criminal fell asleep? Did the house then call 911?
Could be low blood sugar, and the guy needed food not jewelry...lol
They would have said he was just lost and collecting jewelry in an attempt to recognize something familiar.
Drugs wore off?
“This bed is too hard. This bed is too soft. This bed is just right.”
Goldilocks doesn’t look anything like I pictured her.
So ya think that he is a demorat fundraiser?
That was my first thought. He probably was up on coke or meth for days with no sleep. He ran out of drugs and needed money for more.
So ya think that he is a democRat fundraiser?
Yup
Don’t involve yourself in the commission of ANY Felony crime without first getting A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP. /s
*groan*
See Marge I KNEW we shouldn’t have bought that Sleep Number bed.
When I told my kids the three bears story, I informed them that Goldilocks was a felon.
Hmmmmm.....our government “leaders” do this to the American people on a daily (blatant “in your face”) basis.....if only some arrest would be made there.
what an ad for the mattress company that would make...
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