God Bless Olive Garden!
To: cornfedcowboy
Shades of the movie “The Guilt Trip”!
2 posted on
09/08/2014 2:18:08 PM PDT by
miss marmelstein
(Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
To: cornfedcowboy
Are they also offering a free clogged artery check-up?.................
3 posted on
09/08/2014 2:20:09 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: cornfedcowboy; GeronL
How many pounds will those carb loads add to a body in 7 weeks?
4 posted on
09/08/2014 2:20:19 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
To: cornfedcowboy
I sent texts to my family and friends about this offer. All of them expressed a great deal of, um, disgust.
5 posted on
09/08/2014 2:20:24 PM PDT by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: cornfedcowboy
Pasta can be pretty good but it is also cheap.
6 posted on
09/08/2014 2:23:54 PM PDT by
yarddog
(Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
To: cornfedcowboy
They’re sold out, at least in Canada.
To: cornfedcowboy
8 posted on
09/08/2014 2:25:36 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: cornfedcowboy
When did they start selling food?
9 posted on
09/08/2014 2:25:39 PM PDT by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: cornfedcowboy
I’d be happy if somebody paid me $50 not to eat at Olive Garden. Shouldn’t be too hard, I’m doing it for nothing now.
10 posted on
09/08/2014 2:26:35 PM PDT by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: cornfedcowboy
I know a whole family that could put tears in their eyes and send them into bankruptcy in no more than 4 weeks.
11 posted on
09/08/2014 2:32:52 PM PDT by
Iron Munro
("If you want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln)
To: cornfedcowboy
I tried to get this offer. Before 3pm ET, it wouldn’t allow me to go the page to purchase this offer.
Beginning at 3pm, I was presented with a partial page for the offer. It never completed displaying the offer for me to make the purchase.
Before too long (15 minutes?) a nicely plotting page told me the offer had been sold out.
Unhappiness.
HF
12 posted on
09/08/2014 2:32:58 PM PDT by
holden
To: cornfedcowboy
To: cornfedcowboy
My elder son is on the cross country team and they have big pasta parties the night before their meets. Maybe a good time to go.
16 posted on
09/08/2014 2:40:49 PM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Illegals Are Getting Flat Screen TV's....NOT TB Screenings!)
To: cornfedcowboy
Olive Garden says “PLEEEEEEEEEASE come into our buildings”. Not sure where this one rates on Bourdain’s “signs your restaurant is circling the drain” list, probably pretty close to the end.
17 posted on
09/08/2014 2:41:35 PM PDT by
discostu
(We don't leave the ladies crying cause the story's sad.)
To: cornfedcowboy
Sold out in one day.
Hope this doesn't turn out like Red lobster when they sold unlimited crabs. The person who came up with that idea got fired.
23 posted on
09/08/2014 2:46:17 PM PDT by
mware
To: cornfedcowboy
I’d love to go. But my wife says we can’t go to the local Olive Garden out of embarrassment. I left a message the last time I was there that said, “olives grow in groves, not gardens. Hope this helps.”
25 posted on
09/08/2014 2:47:49 PM PDT by
christx30
(Freedom above all.)
To: cornfedcowboy
28 posted on
09/08/2014 2:55:38 PM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: cornfedcowboy
Brilliant.
Like a gym membership in reverse.
To: cornfedcowboy
They should pay you to eat their fake Italian food.
To: cornfedcowboy
Am I the only hick around here who actually likes to eat at Olive Garden. My family and I consider it a step up from Texas Roadhouse. It’s cultural too.
40 posted on
09/08/2014 5:52:24 PM PDT by
tupac
(the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe)
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