“Shocking. Horrible. An abomination. So, anybody’s cat do anything cute lately?”
So I’m outside and I walk away from my car for a couple of minutes, leaving the door open (I was cleaning it out). I go back into the car and this flash of black SHOOTS OUT and heads away. Seems the neighbor’s cat snuck into the car while I was away, and didn’t want to be around when I came back to continue cleaning it. Lots more cool stories where that came from.
As to the dead terrorists, oh well.
Kitties do take a flexible view of other peoples’ property.