'Knocked that off the bucket list': Obama makes surprise visit to Stonehenge following NATO summit

UK Daily Mail ^ | 9/5/14 | JChapman, DBloom

[Veggie Todd]

I bet he talked to one for an hour before he realized it wasn’t John F’n Kerry.

[kempster]

I bet some creative dude could merge Obama hitting a golf ball and Chevy Chase knocking them over. That would be golden.

[miss marmelstein]

I was there at relatively the same time. I was simply jealous ‘cause my husband had touched the stones.

[miss marmelstein]

Thanks for making me spit my vodka and tonic across the room!

[TheConservativeParty]

Well....isn’t that special? (hurl, hurl, hurl)

[shortstop]

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Cha-Ching! Cha-Ching!

Not his money, he doesn’t care.

[duckworth]

I’m sorry I looked at the photos. I was there. Now when I look at my photos, I may have the misfortune of thinking of him. (vomit).

[SevenofNine]

I think of Spinal tap movie on this President

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQEMvxCrUI

[CatherineofAragon]

"Interesting: I was there this past summer and there was a roped off area about 50 feet from the stones all around keeping the public away from them. It was explained that the ground is sinking near them and they wanted to preserve it. It’s good to be the President."

*backspace....backspace...backspace*

[Rio]

[redshawk]

Veggie: Once he realized his mistake, he then flew off to Easter Island to have a pow-wow with JohnF’nKerry.

However, upon arriving at Easter Island, he found too many JohnF’nKerry’s look-a-likes and became confused. Thus, he laid on the ground and kicked his heels, held his breath, and cried, “...these monumnets are Racist and I’m ‘gonna get Holder to sue the Island......”

[.45 Long Colt]

There’s a good chance he’s an occultist so I’m not surprised he wanted to go there.

[redshawk]

I was there, however, due to his greatness, I was shuffled off 2000 Km away so he and H.reid would not have to smell me.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I'd like to knock Ubama off my bucket list.

[redshawk]

His bucket list:
1. Destroy America.
2. Force NASA to claim iSLam is a great contributor.
3. Let God Fearing Patriots die in Benghazi.
4. Open the southern border to all illegals. The more, the merrier.
5. Promote racism.
6. Have the IRS destroy the Tea Party.

I can't add any more without giving myself a stroke.

Please add to the list....Just remember, the NSA will have your ticket.

[redshawk]

Sorry but you are wrong on this ‘roped-off-thingy’, it was roped off because of the Republican Shut-Down. hahahaha

[redshawk]

....and the ending scene should be a shot of ‘Erkel Opansy saying....Oops....did I do that?

[Vermont Lt]

Wouldn’t it be on Comedy Central?

[kempster]

the Republican Shut Down has many tentacles.