[Billthedrill]

It was a pit chicken, and it was coming right for him.

[Drango]

'I never meant for this to happen.'

Seriously? Was it Twinkies, PMS, sunspots or the Tri-Lateral Commission that caused you to chase the chicken and then kill it with a shovel? How is that not "meaning" it?

[SgtBob]

2 or 3 of my “pit chickens” per month loose their heads...

[Salamander]

“According to police reports, a neighbor repeatedly complained about a ‘chicken on the loose’ and said a hen wandered into a residential area near an elementary school.”

Wow.

If that scenario doesn’t freeze your blood with fear, I don’t know what would.

[bobby.223]

“Stop resisting!!...STOP RESISTING.!!!!! Get in your coop now!!...GET IN YOUR COOP NOW!!!!!”