The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
254 Satisfied Customers!
Original image credit to The Oatmeal
‘I can’t feel my legs.’ *SNORT*
Locked and loaded. Powder dry. :)
I can’t believe I’m not on your Ping list. Please add.
Oh SNAP, baby! :)
I would appreciate being added to this ping list.
Ping me ping me.
As good a prediction as any these days. Please add me to your ping list because I hate to see a grown man beg.
I’m not sure what strategy 0bama and /or his handlers will use, but he will not allow a “fair” election. He/they did not allow one in 2012 and we will never see one again.
The electorate and elections are being “managed.”
Put me on that list, if you please.
Yes, ping list please!
How The 2014 Obama Coup Will Unfold
8/28/2014 | Laz A. MatazPosted on 8/28/2014 5:36:40 PM by Lazamataz
This is exactly how this will play out:
The shutdown WILL occur on Oct 1. No noticeable effects for a while.
On or about October 15, Obama will pull the plug on the EBT cards and blame Republicans.
From October 15 - November 1st, increasing levels of riots will occur in major cities. The entire time, Obama and the Propaganda Corps (ABC NBC CBS CNN NYT) will blame it on the shutdown and on Republicans.
November 1st through 7th, Obama will demand Democrats get to the polls to restore government services.
Democrats will turn out in numbers never seen before on an off year.
Republicans will not take the Senate and will lose the House. Obama will keep importing Latinos at a breakneck speed from then on. There will be no threat of impeachment or limitation any more.
The coup will be complete.
Some people remark that the States administer EBT. True, but in 2013, during the government shutdown, the Feds were about ready to pull the plug on the states. Please check out letter included in article.
Thanks, Laz.
Add me?
This one sounds disturbingly accurate as prognostication. The regime ran their test on the previous shut down, and they have been getting their riot organizing arranged at a fevered pace.
Ping me Laz!
Laz, I would be delighted to be added to your ping list. I always enjoy your threads.
Regards,
Jeepers ... thanks for the ping!
You are soooooo screwed!
Please add me to your ping list. I’m afraid your list of symptoms gets worse as I scroll down. I’d do anything to help you avoid that!
I don’t know what’s gonna happen. Let’s ask Magic 8 Ball.
Magic 8 Ball says, “Cannot predict now.”
PING, please.
At first I read it as “How The 2014 Obama Cup” will unfold.