“I wonder if Obama will even stop golfing…?”
“Paging Mr. Obama! Please pick up the White Courtesy Phone in the Clubhouse”
Hey Manuel, jump in a cart and run out to the ninth hole, and tell the weird guy he has a 3AM Phone call.
CNN attempted to call the White House for comment but after a few rings they got a recorded message.
"Hi, We're not home right now, we are taking our bi-monthly luxury vacation, this one to lovely and white Martha's Vineyard where there are no illegal aliens. If this call is important enough just leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you in a few weeks... one more Mojito, Garson!"
Reported a heavily escorted chinock left the green zone...