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Accused Home Invader Chased Out of House 'Stark Naked' by Armed Teen
breitbart.com ^ | 8/5/2014 | AWR Hawkins

Posted on 08/05/2014 5:59:10 AM PDT by rktman

A Muscle Shoals, Alabama, home invader was run out of a house "stark naked" by a 17-year-old boy who grabbed his father's gun when the suspect entered the home.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: 2a; banglist; guncontrol
Hmmm. "...grabbed his father's gun... " He'll probably be okay in AL, but in a lot of places, the dad might be in trouble for not securing the weapon. I suppose some didiots would prefer the teen be killed by the drugged out intruder than having him defend himself. "liblogic"
1 posted on 08/05/2014 5:59:10 AM PDT by rktman
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To: rktman

Well, VH1 has “Dating Naked”, this paves the way for “Invading Naked.”


2 posted on 08/05/2014 6:11:13 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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Naked and afraid. Naked real estate. Naked Crab fishing? Leaves the door open for a lot of nude shows.


3 posted on 08/05/2014 6:23:44 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: rktman

Smart young man defeats naked idiot.


4 posted on 08/05/2014 6:26:03 AM PDT by wita
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Well..Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick up a gun or two...
5 posted on 08/05/2014 6:27:38 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man. I am a living legacy to the leader of the band.)
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Never bring an Oscar Meyer to a gunfight....


6 posted on 08/05/2014 6:31:15 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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As long as the drugged out intruder was nekkid, I wonder how the PC media described the clothes he was wearing . . .

Too bad he couldn't be painted with honey and staked to a fire anthill.

7 posted on 08/05/2014 6:36:36 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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After reading the article, I have to wonder if the 45 yr old man who broke in got naked because he thought the 15 yr old was alone? Instead of burglary, could he have broke in with the intention of raping the teen??? Shoulda shot him.


8 posted on 08/05/2014 6:50:39 AM PDT by TennesseeGirl (Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. - Edmund Burke 1790)
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....naked beekeeping...


9 posted on 08/05/2014 7:00:20 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Lord, they get me off so much...


10 posted on 08/05/2014 7:06:13 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: rktman

I figure the naked guy wasn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.


11 posted on 08/05/2014 7:18:17 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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We’ll see if the evidence stands up in court...


12 posted on 08/05/2014 7:25:21 AM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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***Leaves the door open for a lot of nude shows.***
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THE NAKED SPUR. one of my favorite westerns. No skin.

THE NAKED PREY another of my favorites.


13 posted on 08/05/2014 7:57:17 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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This *may* be the hopped-up, home invadin' weenie-wagger.


14 posted on 08/05/2014 8:16:51 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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“May”be he was damn fortunate he didn’t have his flag pole shot off.


15 posted on 08/05/2014 8:18:33 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: Rodamala

They pick me up when I’m feelin’ blue, how ‘bout you?


16 posted on 08/05/2014 8:20:05 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
THE NAKED PREY another of my favorites.

Is that the one in which the African savages shoot an arrow, giving the victim a head start to its landing place?

There was a western with that plot, too; I think it was called "Run of the Arrow".

17 posted on 08/05/2014 8:35:37 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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I decided to exercise caution, because his name if fairly common. Both his location and age are right, so I’m pretty sure it’s him. But I could not blame him if somebody else like him was very unhappy about being identified as him.


18 posted on 08/05/2014 9:21:07 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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