Posted on 08/05/2014 5:15:43 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say this is DEFINITELY one of the strangest assignments the Secret Service has ever gotten! While President Barack Obama was busy hanging out with Katy Perry at the White House this weekend, his oldest daughter Malia was seeing musicians like OutKast, Skrillex, Lorde, and SO many more! That's because the 16-year-old was in Chicago with thousands of other youths at this year's installment...
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Skrillex?
But wait, there's good news at the border for Obama (/snix):
"Dad I want you to meet my boyfriend Pedro.
We're in love, I'm pregnant and we're going
to live in a trailer park in Tijuana."
"Pedro can't work b/c he has Chikungunya--he crosses
the border every week to get welfare, food stamps,
and unemployment and workmen's comp checks. "
"Pedro can't use his real name b/c he's a sex offender.
We'll get by on EITC checks b/c Pedro has four children
w/ different mothers."
"Yeo, el presidente."
Katy Perry to dumb to know she was nothing more than a duped piece of trash to help Odunga get elected. Her Lord and Savior calls and she stills runs to the White House like Pavlov’s Dog, pathetic.
Tijuana y Chikumgunya, arriba
It’s called dubstep music and it’s absolutely horrifyingly awful.
“Malian Obama Spent Her Weekend at Lollapalooza with Secret Service!”
Malian, the reclusive third daughter makes an appearance.
Bet it wasn't a Chevy Volt.
Where Malia goes, the Secret Service goes. Fact of life. At least it was in Chicago, relatively close to DC (as opposed to another high $$$$ vacation).
Apparently, the Lollapalooza left a Lottaofthetrasha.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/08/04/cleanup-underway-after-muddy-end-to-lollapalooza
It was a pig event.
I like it.The kids love it.This one has 14 million views.
insane dubstep dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5BII4M8u8o
Lakewood High School Battle Bboys Vs. Jerkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcmQ2moD-4
I thought the underage Bush twins sneaking off drinking with fake IDs and no Secret Service was a far more real story.
They hired the locals because they wanted people who were out on the lake on a daily basis anyway. That way they would not attract attention.
I remember I was up in Kennybunkport, ME on my father in laws boat about 20 years back. A big Scarab boat came up the river followed by a 28’ inflatable with US Secret Service stenciled on its bow. The SS boat had three ex-military looking guys on it. It also had two 100HP outboards on the back. The agent on the bow was in a wetsuit holding a machine gun. When they came back down the river we noticed the George Bush Sr. was driving the first boat. He had a bunch of guys with him. It turned out the were the Oak Ridge boys.
We spent the night on the docks there right next to GW and the SS boats. The next morning GW and the SS boys came down to the dock said hello to everyone and then jumped in his boat and went back out on the water. We were told the SS boat could exceed 60mph if required.
I do kind of feel bad for the kid. Going to a concert with the secret service is probably worse than going to a concert with your parents.
That’s what Grant Park looks like after every summer festival, if it rains.
I have a good memory of those times when the Johnson girls(LBJ) lived at Kinsolving dormitory on the UT campus.
Smart car.
Amy Carter was a fan of the Ramones. Did she ever attend a concert with the SS?
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