After dumping my first wife, driving my second wife to suicide and shacking
up with this broad for a couple of years, I finally did the honorable thing!
Posted on 08/03/2014 4:06:16 AM PDT by Zakeet
Complete Headline; Here comes the bride... HOURS late and in a very summery cocktail gown: A beaming Cheryl Hines marries Robert Kennedy Jr in a star-studded ceremony after rain causes chaos at family compound
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tied the knot with actress Cheryl Hines Saturday afternoon in a star-studded, heavily guarded event attended by hundreds of their friends and family.
In front of a crowd including matriarch Ethel Kennedy, RFK Jr. and Cheryl said I Do at the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts - after massive headaches caused by the horrible weather.
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Ted Kennedy Jr led the toasts to the couple.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
After dumping my first wife, driving my second wife to suicide and shacking
up with this broad for a couple of years, I finally did the honorable thing!
I saw her out shopping for rope just yesterday.
Camelot
She better pack a rope and scaffold in her trousseau...
Phew! I would have avoided the words “tied the knot” on this story! The jokes write themselves.
Looks like they didn’t even try to have the mockery of a church wedding. They just had a big party where the hostess gets to wear a white dress!
In addition to leading the Toasts, Ted Kennedy junior also led the memorial Oldsmobile drive and swim.
I didn’t see very much diversity among the guests.
I know. Only Republicans have to worry about that.
Never mind.
Somewhere in the back of my mind, I can hear Momma saying, “Just keep quiet”.
Words fail me.
'And Cheryl, you are so warm, you are so unflappable.'
Valium will do that for you.
It’s worth going to the site to see the pictures of RFK Jr. Yeesh.
They DESERVE each other.
yeah, what malady will befall this dumbass woman???
I wonder how she’ll die.
Did his teenage children boycott the wedding as they had threatened, or did Dad’s pleading and promising pay off?
My guess is the later.
Gone are the days when actresses were also prostitutes!
A white dress, huh?
May the road rise up to meet you
With well-marked bridges and guard rails ...
Looks like the photogenic Conor Kennedy has been anointed the new John-John. Wonder how long before he is touted as the presidential prospect who will restore Camelot.
Not guilty.
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