[Tzimisce]

The US Jewish vote went Obama twice.

And they called me a racist, a sexist, an extremist and a teabagger for voting against Obama.

[x]

OBAMA: I think you're a Charlotte.

NETANYAHU: No. I'm a Carrie.

OBAMA: Def a Charlotte.

NETANYAHU: Who are you?

OBAMA: Samantha.

The 10 funniest parodies of the obviously fake Obama-Netanyahu phone transcript

[kiryandil]

What do you expect from an anti-Semitic Sunni Muslim?

[Mat_Helm]

Obama calls down the lightning and the wrath of God's judgment. The people in this country that voted for him got what they deserve, but Israel did not vote for him. It is plain to see that Hamas voted for Obama, the muslim brotherhood votes for him, the people of Egypt did not vote for him and the Coptic Christians murdered by his brotherhood did not vote for him. ISIS is armed and paid for by you through Benghazi Obama and they voted for you, but the Christians in Syria and Mosul Iraq did not vote for you and they also die! Christians around the world die every day because of you. Churches all over the world that celebrate the body and blood of Jesus are destroyed directly because of your actions, but the Church that Jesus built will prevail against the gates of hell forever. You Obama claimed to America to be Christian, but like Satan your father and the father of all lies you are false and corrupt and have the muslims believe you are with them, but you are only in league with the devil. You are evil and Christians of faith see you for what you really are. You take away America's means of defending itself and help Iran make nuclear weapons. You let North Korea openly threaten the Untied States with nuclear war and do nothing. Quit the opposite you provoke Ukraine into starting a proxy war with Russia and bring the world closer to nuclear annihilation. Russian bombers once again reset their nuclear cruise missiles and fly off the coast of California. China launches nuclear submarines. Christians are slaughtered all around the world because of you and the entire world is ready to explode. You have paved the way for the devil. But God has another plan and the victory was already won on the cross. Israel is God's people and they will not bow to your lies and though the whole world is drawn to be against His people they will prevail and all of Israel's enemies will be cut to pieces and destroyed. So Obama, scream all you want to the leaders of Israel and they will rebuke your lies and follow God, for the day that Israel believes the false peace of the devil is the last of days for all mankind and the day Jesus comes back first hand to put an end to evil men such as you forever. Amen.

[Mamzelle]

If there’s a transcript, there’s audio.

[LibWhacker]

C’mon, Bibi... Release the intelligence Israel has that POS born-in-Kenya raghead so we can impeach his ass and throw him in jail for crimes against humanity.

[Monorprise]

Netanyahu should agree to a Cease fire as long as the Palestinians actually Cease fire.

But condition it on the the grounds of Obama’s very public Guarantee, and if he can get a Garrett from any other Global leader he should.

Let Obama once again get caught in his own naive stupidity, when Hamas predictably breaches the agreement not less than a day later.

Netanyahu should extract what ever he can from the world on that bet. If Obama actually believes his nonsense Netanyahu shouldn’t have much trouble getting all the money and aid he wants.

[ConservativeInPA]

I am late to this story, but I have to post my thoughts since Obama embarrasses me as an American. Obama is clearly a mental midget. He is a product of his race - that is to say he is a quota child. If he was white he would be digging ditches because of his diminished mental capabilities. It takes intelligence to have original thoughts, but it does not take much to repeat indoctrination and brainwashing. From his upbringing as a child Muslim to his attending a social-justice, anti-semite church that damns America, Obama has never had an original thought. He is a poor student of history and lacks the intellect to solve any problem. He is doomed to repeat mistakes past.

And now what I feel. I hate the niggardly bastard. (yes, he is lazy and has no father)

[proud American in Canada]

IF this is true, O’bumbler, O’dumbo... they don’t cut it anymore. I think he is truly evil. Or at least controlled by someone who is.

Even some conservatives I know wonder why we should back Israel. I answered, “They are God’s chosen people.” I basically said, do we want the Holy Land overrun? That cannot happen.

We’re basically fighting the Crusades here, still. Although it’s been 40 years since I was in college, so I’m probably wrong.

[Brad from Tennessee]

BO: I repeat and expect Israel to stop all its military activities unilaterally. The pictures of destruction in Gaza distance the world from Israel’s position.

BN: Kerry’s proposal was completely unrealistic and gives Hamas military and diplomatic advantages.

BO: Within a week of the end of Israel’s military activities, Qatar and Turkey will begin negotiations with Hamas based on the 2012 understandings, including Israel’s commitment to removing the siege restrictions on Gaza.

BN: Qatar and Turkey are the biggest supporters of Hamas. It’s impossible to rely on them to be fair mediators.

BO: I trust Qatar and Turkey. Israel is not in the position that it can choose its mediators.

BN: I protest because Hamas can continue to launch rockets and use tunnels for terror attacks –

BO: (interrupting Netanyahu) The ball’s in Israel’s court, and it must end all its military activities.

http://israelmatzav.blogspot.com/2014/07/transcript-of-netanyahu-obama-phone.html

[Deetes]

Red line two lines one orange one almost of red pinkish . A tough phone message , land shark. Drop into voice mail. Robo call .

[GOPJ]

“Israel is not in a situation that it can choose its mediators,” the president told his Israeli counterpart.

WRONG! Israel is a strong, ethical, first-world country. They've earned the right to make their own calls. Jews aren't the 'fatherless' orphans of the world anymore. They don't need 'help' from the bully's father... They've got a big Dad of their own and a fine place to live - a home country and a capable leader called Benjamin Netanyahu.

When lowlifes like Obama and Kerry tell them to knuckle under OR ELSE... they can say, 'fine - it's 'or else' - you know where to find us...'

[bgill]

I understand he’s King of All 57 States but since when did he become King of the World? I’d trade him for Bibi any day.

[Sam Gamgee]

Democrat on the wrong side of a conflict, nah? Never forget the Sandinistas and how Democratic Congressmen chumming with them.

[VerySadAmerican]

I wouldn’t blame Israel for anything they do.