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Oh boy, talking shopping carts...How many different languages will be required?
1 posted on 07/18/2014 1:09:13 PM PDT by jazusamo
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Having your husband appointed President makes you queen of the world, you know.


2 posted on 07/18/2014 1:11:00 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
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Be sure and request some obscure language...


3 posted on 07/18/2014 1:11:54 PM PDT by DugwayDuke
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Oh boy, talking shopping carts...How many different languages will be required?


The talking shopping carts will be a hit with the homeless crowd!


4 posted on 07/18/2014 1:12:44 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (Fundamental transformation leads to ... you don't want to go there, buddy.)
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How ‘bout putting restrictions on the types of foods the gimme-class can purchase with their bridge cards and leave the rest of us the Hell alone?


5 posted on 07/18/2014 1:12:59 PM PDT by DJ Frisat (Proudly providing the NSA with provocative textual content since 1995!)
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“how to guide the more than 47 million Americans on food stamps into spending their benefits on fruits and vegetables.”

you mean before the inner city welfare queen sells the food stamps to the Pakistani who owns the variety store?


6 posted on 07/18/2014 1:13:28 PM PDT by willywill
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I be stokin strong, beeyotch.

Translation:
I have a wonderful self-image, health, and love the world, because my shopping cart told me so.


7 posted on 07/18/2014 1:13:35 PM PDT by jim999
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Costs of approved items will....skyrocket


8 posted on 07/18/2014 1:15:10 PM PDT by givemELL
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Got no problem with something like this.

I think they ought to have a special store to purchase their food and they should get very little that comes in a box.

I am regularly astounded at the crud people put in their shopping carts.

Their skin and their girth are impacted by the crappola they consume.


9 posted on 07/18/2014 1:16:06 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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mooshel has been watching demolition man.

the scene where the loser is at a phone booth and whining...

the machine responds..

“you looook gre8 2 day!!! and are a joy joy” (or words that that effect)

can we just hack the carts to say “losers vote Democratic Party”?


10 posted on 07/18/2014 1:18:26 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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I want a shopping cart that points me to the ice cream.


11 posted on 07/18/2014 1:20:02 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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13 posted on 07/18/2014 1:23:42 PM PDT by jazusamo (Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
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O.K., Moochelle—we know you’re not renown for your brilliance, but do you really think an EBT card recipient is going to choose arugula over pig knuckles just because a shopping cart with your canned voice is lecturing them to eat healthy?

Bwahahahabwa.


14 posted on 07/18/2014 1:24:29 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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All they have to do is program their EBT cards not to accept lobster or beer-only spinach and carrots.


15 posted on 07/18/2014 1:24:59 PM PDT by HarleyD ("... letters are weighty, but his .. presence is weak, and his speech of no account.")
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The cart would be color-coded, physically divided, and have a system installed so that when the shopping cart reaches its healthy “threshold” it would congratulate the customer.

Because having my ego stroked by a shopping cart is going to modify my behavior. *rolls eyes*

20 posted on 07/18/2014 1:31:26 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
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Hey, I’m actually FOR food stamp leeches making better nutritional choices!

Just require that ebt cards can ONLY buy rice, beans and ground beef.No alcohol, no cig’s, no steak, no lobster, no cakes or candies.

This should cut the food stamp expenditures to one-third, and it doesn’t cost the stores anything!

If a food stamp leech brings luxury items to the cashier and makes a scene, the store can report them and they lose their handouts for a year.


23 posted on 07/18/2014 1:35:20 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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I’m picturing something like Pete Drake’s Talking Steel Guitar.


24 posted on 07/18/2014 1:37:59 PM PDT by Argus
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Oh, please, First thunder thighs-no esta mierda otra vez...

How much cheaper for all concerned to just limit the EBT/food stamp purchases to fresh, non-processed food only-no more frozen dinners, sodas, chocolate milk, sugary cereal in boxes, ice cream, instant potatoes, etc. Then the welfare queen learns to cook real food right now, and loses some of that extra weight we taxpayers pay for her and the brats to maintain, or everyone gets hungry until she does cook...


28 posted on 07/18/2014 1:45:28 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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Can there REALLY be, at this point, anyone in America who doesn’t think these two are the biggest *ssholes in the nation’s history?


30 posted on 07/18/2014 1:51:31 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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I sure wish Michelle would get to do to Food Stamps what she’s done to school lunches - make them INEDIBLE.

That would SERIOUSLY lower the cost of the Food Stamp program as people would have to use REAL MONEY to find food they could hold down. And it would teach the TAKERS one heck of a lesson.


32 posted on 07/18/2014 1:56:00 PM PDT by BobL
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I wonder if Ebonics will be a language?

5.56mm


33 posted on 07/18/2014 1:58:39 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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