Having your husband appointed President makes you queen of the world, you know.
Be sure and request some obscure language...
Oh boy, talking shopping carts...How many different languages will be required?
The talking shopping carts will be a hit with the homeless crowd!
How ‘bout putting restrictions on the types of foods the gimme-class can purchase with their bridge cards and leave the rest of us the Hell alone?
“how to guide the more than 47 million Americans on food stamps into spending their benefits on fruits and vegetables.”
you mean before the inner city welfare queen sells the food stamps to the Pakistani who owns the variety store?
I be stokin strong, beeyotch.
Translation:
I have a wonderful self-image, health, and love the world, because my shopping cart told me so.
Costs of approved items will....skyrocket
Got no problem with something like this.
I think they ought to have a special store to purchase their food and they should get very little that comes in a box.
I am regularly astounded at the crud people put in their shopping carts.
Their skin and their girth are impacted by the crappola they consume.
mooshel has been watching demolition man.
the scene where the loser is at a phone booth and whining...
the machine responds..
“you looook gre8 2 day!!! and are a joy joy” (or words that that effect)
can we just hack the carts to say “losers vote Democratic Party”?
I want a shopping cart that points me to the ice cream.
O.K., Moochelle—we know you’re not renown for your brilliance, but do you really think an EBT card recipient is going to choose arugula over pig knuckles just because a shopping cart with your canned voice is lecturing them to eat healthy?
Bwahahahabwa.
All they have to do is program their EBT cards not to accept lobster or beer-only spinach and carrots.
Because having my ego stroked by a shopping cart is going to modify my behavior. *rolls eyes*
Hey, I’m actually FOR food stamp leeches making better nutritional choices!
Just require that ebt cards can ONLY buy rice, beans and ground beef.No alcohol, no cig’s, no steak, no lobster, no cakes or candies.
This should cut the food stamp expenditures to one-third, and it doesn’t cost the stores anything!
If a food stamp leech brings luxury items to the cashier and makes a scene, the store can report them and they lose their handouts for a year.
I’m picturing something like Pete Drake’s Talking Steel Guitar.
Oh, please, First thunder thighs-no esta mierda otra vez...
How much cheaper for all concerned to just limit the EBT/food stamp purchases to fresh, non-processed food only-no more frozen dinners, sodas, chocolate milk, sugary cereal in boxes, ice cream, instant potatoes, etc. Then the welfare queen learns to cook real food right now, and loses some of that extra weight we taxpayers pay for her and the brats to maintain, or everyone gets hungry until she does cook...
Can there REALLY be, at this point, anyone in America who doesn’t think these two are the biggest *ssholes in the nation’s history?
I sure wish Michelle would get to do to Food Stamps what she’s done to school lunches - make them INEDIBLE.
That would SERIOUSLY lower the cost of the Food Stamp program as people would have to use REAL MONEY to find food they could hold down. And it would teach the TAKERS one heck of a lesson.
I wonder if Ebonics will be a language?
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