Pirate Bay Inmate Wants Move to Vegan Jail

The Local ^ | 04 Jul 2014

[nickcarraway]

Why are all pirates vegan? Remember Greenbeard?

[Semper911]

Wait. Vegan jails are a thing?

[MUDDOG]

Blackbeard was actually the Thing, when the Fantastic Four went back in time.

[Bryanw92]

Too bad most FReepers didn’t watch “Harold and Kumar Go to Guantanamo Bay”. They’d see the joke in this story.

[FlJoePa]

Pirate Bay? Um...err...never heard of it.

[logic101.net]

Violating the laws is ok with this guy, but don’t ask him to violate his diet!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

He probably figures there are more opportunities for gay sex at the vegan hoosegow!

[Chode]

feed the POS water and grass clippings from the prison yard...

[Fungi]

What do you call that figure you include with your posts?

[GeronL]

I hear they have some very comfy jails

[nickcarraway]

I was never expecting the comfy jail.

[Chode]

Chode is the Captain of the Jupiter42 in SiFi's Tripping the Rift

[bravo whiskey]

don’t do the crime if you can’t eat the slime.

[Flavious_Maximus]

Anything that helps destroy Hollywood is fine with me.

[Fungi]

I would have three eyes too if I had that girl next to me.

[mikrofon]

By all means -- have Chode deport him ....

[Chode]

LOL...

[Chode]

Six is my, um, Entertainment Officer...

[ExCTCitizen]

Vegan jail? What next for Sweden? Pedophile jails?

[Fungi]

Once I was in a strange town, Smithers it was, and with a little time on my hands, bounced rocks across the road. I threw them and they would bounce once, twice, three times, four times, seven times across the road, but I could never get them to bounces six times to make it across. Thus my line: is it possible to have six in this town? No one understood me, but now I know I was in the wrong universe. Six sounds good to me.