Why do we need so many damn stores anyway?
We just need one store. O-Mart.
Everything you need in one aisle.
Open every day but Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Open Noon to 1 on Sunday (closed for lunch between 12:15 and 12:45)
Free shipping (please allow five to ten business years)
IRS Agents on hand to assist with all forms of payment.
—already achieved in Venezuela, —the Obama goal for the U.S.—