”This is inaccurate because, consistent with policy,
the 38% must have their votes doubled
because they are black, gay, and felon victims, like us.
The 55% are vicious terrorist crackers worthy of half votes only,
and who we will audit and terminate in their health care.
So as our television and radio shows will report tonight,
the vote for us is, actually, 76% to 24%, and growing."
Beyond hilarious!
”This is inaccurate because, consistent with policy,
the 38% must have their votes doubled
because they are black, gay, and felon victims, like us.
The 55% are vicious terrorist crackers worthy of half votes only,
and who we will audit and terminate in their health care.
So as our television and radio shows will report tonight,
the vote for us is, actually, 76% to 24%, and growing.”
You’re doing it wrong - you need to use Common Core math cause it’s better:
The 38% needs to be doubled. Doubling that gives the good guys 76%.
Now for the vicious terrorist crackers that are 55% - yes that should only count for half. So, let’s give them the 5% half of the 55. The other half would be the 50% part. We’ll give that n0bama. 76% plus the 50% gives you 126%.
So the true representation is really more like 126% to 5%...
“So as our television and radio shows will report tonight...”
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OUR shows. Great post! Love it.
Post of the Year!