In first statement since their release, 5 Taliban say they’ll adhere to conditions

McClatchy ^ | June 6, 2014 | Mohamed Salman

[2ndDivisionVet]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Yeah, sure they will!

[BenLurkin]

Guess they got word that their accomplice stateside needs a pr boost.

[lee martell]

Maybe the Taliban should broadcast the daily thoughts and concerns of these newly freed terrorists. They could call it “The Five-In Jihad”

[Gene Eric]

Thank God, this is such a big relief.

[Frank_2001]

They’ve been rehabilitated! Whoopee! Let’s give them US citizenship, sign ‘em up as Democrats, and throw in free Obamacare! /s;)

[Gene Eric]

Weren’t a few given residencies in Bermuda years ago?

[mikefive]

I’m guessing obama and his admin has never heard about the internet, skype, facebook or computers. Maybe somebody in the press could write an article so at least they’ll be informed then. What a bunch of liars.

[keat]

McClatchy? Oh yes, must be true.

[Jet Jaguar]

Bergdahl ping

[Foundahardheadedwoman]

‘Thank God, this is such a big relief.’

I am so happy to hear this, it is a big load..... of something off my mind.

[ansel12]

Boy, don’t I feel sheepish, here I was, all distrustful of them.

[leapfrog0202]

*whew* Now we don’t have to worry about them! What a relief.

[chiefqc]

I believe what they say as much as I believe what mac daddy says.

[Jonty30]

They may not participate by being on the battlefield, but nothing is stopping them from directing and planning from afar.

[wastedyears]

So who will make sure they adhere to those conditions?

[MacMattico]

Yeah, they’ll lay low for their year in Qatar so they have time to plan a larger attack when most of the US soldiers are out of Afghanistan.

[Gaffer]

Yeah. I think that’s what Charles Manson said at his last parole hearing.

[Mark17]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Yeah, sure they will!

I wonder if these terrorists are selling the Golden Gate Bridge too?

[JudyinCanada]

And those conditions are:

Get plenty of rest, get in shape, catch up with jihadists friends, learn all of the new killing techniques, then proceed to plot, plan and destroy the infidels, wherever you find them.

[Artie]

One would believe that Jay Carney has been hired on as a guest spokesman for the fab 5.