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The devil defines "liberal"
2014-06-04 | Guy Smith

Posted on 06/04/2014 12:50:34 PM PDT by guyshomenet

Thought the following descriptions and caustic quotes concerning liberals might be amusing to many. Oddly no definition for "libertarian" though a bit of running commentary about both Republicans and Democrats.

Extracted from the newly released The Devil’s Dictionary (new millennia edition). Grab a copy for your cynical old man for father's day.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0983240752/

liberal, noun

1. Someone who does not care what you do as long as it is compulsory.

2. A person who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which he proposes to pay-off with your money.

3. A person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.

4. A person too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

5. A statesman that strives to replace current evils with fresh, new evils.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. — Robert Anton Wilson

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. — Unknown


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: belongsinchat; definition; devilsdictionary; liberal; notnews

1 posted on 06/04/2014 12:50:34 PM PDT by guyshomenet
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To: guyshomenet

Excellent, because it is a thought provoker.


2 posted on 06/04/2014 12:54:11 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: guyshomenet

Liberal doesn’t mean what it used to be, Liberal used to mean something other than what the statist control freaks have morphed it into.


3 posted on 06/04/2014 12:54:19 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: guyshomenet

“Liberalism” originated in Genesis 3...

> there will/should be no consequences for your choices
> you can’t trust God
> you can be your own god
> you can decide for yourself what is right and wrong


4 posted on 06/04/2014 12:56:36 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: guyshomenet

The “modern liberal” thinks liberty comes from government in the form of material benefits taken from others. That freedom from too much government is actually a bad thing.


5 posted on 06/04/2014 12:58:55 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: guyshomenet

My personal definition: “liberalism is immaturity, cloaked with the pretense of moral and intellectual superiority.” (MSB, aka “Wiser Now”)


6 posted on 06/04/2014 1:37:55 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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